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ESPN All Americans

Anyone see the Front page of espn.com? It has their All-American team. I did notice that the offensive and defensive team is full of USC-West players. Seriously, did espn just throw darts at USC’s roster and put them on the team? Personally, I think this list is poo. How can anyone have an all-american team that doesn’t list Steve Slaton on the team?  During my nightly prayers, I pray to the Jesus that the Trojans will be our foe in the BCS NC.  If there is a God in Heaven, they will be there to meet us.

ESPN AA Team

After reading that page,one thing became apparent; the conspiracy to keep West Virginia down is widespread and well-planned.

My Eer Owen Schmitt (pictured left) is listed as 1st-team fullback. Can anyone believe that freakin UK QB beat out Brian Brohm. Not good news for the Ville dicks. He is all they got left. They are clearly a program on the decline.

It’s surprising in that most people don’t bother putting a fullback, they list 2 RBs… not surprising in that everyone knows Schmitt is the best Fullback in the whole country if not the whole world. He is better than that pussy Peyton Hillis, thats for sure. I would love to see a UFC match between Hillis and Schmitt. It wouldn’t last 30 seconds because Owen would kick his ass.

It is very gratifying to see Owen get recognition…Talk about “old school!..He blocks. He carries. He catches. He bends face masks.

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29 comments on “ESPN All Americans

  1. Angry, you have some serious homo issues

  2. Are you for real? Your boyfriend Schmitt would stand a chance in the ring or anywhere else against Hillis. Peyton blocks, carries, catches, AND returns punts! Hillis is a better college player, will have a better year, and will be a better pro. By the way, Tennessee will beat Cal by 10.

  3. Are you for real? Your boyfriend Schmitt wouldnt stand a chance in the ring or anywhere else against Hillis. Peyton blocks, carries, catches, AND returns punts! Hillis is a better college player, will have a better year, and will be a better pro. By the way, Tennessee will beat Cal by 10.

  4. Kevin did you double post on purpose? Cal sucks

  5. Oh, I see the confusion now. Go Kevin!!!

  6. wow, I read 2 & 3 and thought both were very sound arguments. Plus look at the first names. Who sounds cooler… Owen (gonna get owned) Schmidt, or PEYTON FUCKIN’ HILLIS!

    I actually like both of these players. They are two players that make the fullback position into a skill position instead of a smaller meatheaded lineman.

  7. the differnce between 2 and 3 is would and wouldn’t

  8. oh I see… makes me a tard huh?

  9. No, it makes Kevin a tard

  10. What a gay picture, AngryEer. Might as well call him – Homowen Schmitt.

  11. Some of you d00ds need to stop being homophobes

  12. I say that Schmitt spanks Hillis in much the same manner as Tubberville has spanked Bama for the last10 years

  13. I’m not a homophobe. I just think it’s a really gay picture and that AngryEer has some issues.

  14. Is that dood playing Country roads? I might listen to it being played by a naked, tan, moderately buff, redneck, homo.

  15. I would bet that it some sort of John Denver song.

  16. Angryeer does have issues. I have been reading this blog for a year, and he (eer) has certainly made it more interesting

  17. I thought John Denver liked Colorado better than West Virginia? Agh, either way he’s still lame.

  18. The envy these other schools have for West Virginia is just unbelievable. But WVU remains alone as The University of West Virginia and Coach Rod is the Coach. Other teams can only dream of having the Eers traditions. It’s why they are all out to get us.

  19. Is that Owen Schmitt?

    Huh…

    I expected more than a Def Leppard wanna-be…

  20. And what are those “Traditions” you speak of, AngryEer?

  21. LL,

    Maybe John Denver sing alongs?

  22. Flaming couches and flaming football players are the WVU traditions ‘Eers hold closest!

  23. The best ‘Eer tradition…

    Being undefeated during the regular season only to get bitch slapped in their attempt to grasp a MNC…

    Repeat for a year or two…

    Then slink back to sub-mediocrity for ten to twenty years…

  24. Traditions? Are you talking about the bowl record tradition? Or how WVU constantly is in 3rd or 4th place? Or maybe it was the quality of people WVU athletics attracts like Pacman Jones, Chris Henry, Cooper Rego (who was expelled from Notre Dame for rape but WVU couldn’t resist), Muhammad “Mo” Howard (arrested on federal gun charges), Raymond Williams (who couldn’t wait to get to WVU had to kill someone by shooting them before summer practice started, but he had signed a LOI). And now you have Noel Divine and Pat Lazear (who was sentenced for his part in the robbery of a Smoothie King store) I mean major schools backed off all these players because of the red flags, but not WVU, I guess it’s tradition.

  25. Did somebody say Noel Devine???

    Chris Rainey is faster than him…

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/college/gators/orl-ufbeat1107aug11,0,5336302.story

  26. “Talk about “old school!..He blocks. He carries. He catches. He bends face masks.”

    And apparently plays guitar in the buff…

  27. here is a question?

    If WVU played the Steelers, do you think we could pull out the win? I think their D might be able stop Slaton, but I have no doubt we could hold them to a touchdown.

  28. “but I have no doubt we could hold them to a touchdown.”

    yeah….a touchdown times 9 minimum.

  29. A team with future CFL Hall of Famer Rex Grossman QBing it won the NFC.

    Proof: Any SEC team could win the NFC… Even Vandy.

    (Disclaimer: Ole Miss and MSU do not count. They would have trouble keeping it competitive against the Tupelo Fire Ants of AFL2)

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