Archive | August 20, 2007

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Lil Clausen is in trouble

Charlie Weis’  statement: Here at the University of Notre Dame we believe in obedience to law, except for the laws concerning the use of a new plate at the Shoney’s Breakfast buffet bar (for seconds/thirds/fourths) and underage drinking, because they hinder recruiting and the  because it hinders which players can play in which games when [...]

Mark Richt’s Night Sweats

“Smell that? You smell that? Its a burning couch, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of a burned couch in the morning… smells like…victory.”  GATA motherfucker

Bammers and Global Warming

According to a study published on Friday, two of the world’s leading climatologists have gone on record saying that the extreme heat in the Southeast is not a result of global warming. The two Swedish experts have identified the source of the heat as being centralized in the great state of Alabama.According to their findings, [...]

Cal to the Vols: Payback is a bitch

Coach Jeff Tedford had the right plan but the wrong result when he visited Knoxville last year, as the nationally hyped and hemp-huarache-wearing Bears were dealt a shocking blow by Tennessee (Cal was picked to win by super-sage Lou Holtz). By playing it close to the vest and leaving his immobile Quarterback Nate Longshore in [...]