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ESPN’s Take on my Eers


Have you all seen this crazy ass show? Everyday on Sportscenter Rece Davis, Mark May and Lou “Notre Dame will beat USC” Holtz do a week by week rundown of the season this year? This is like watching a monkey fuck a football, craziest damn thing I have ever seen. And to top it off, these dilrods have WVU losing to USF.

Everyone at work says “oh you’re going to lose to South Florida this year.” to which I reply “wow, did you think of that yourself or did you hear that on ESPN?”

USF is a good team. they will beat some people this year, to include Auburn. But they will not beat WVU this year. Anyway here are the ratings:

Todd Blackledge on Pass Offense: Patrick White is one of the best players in the country, and not just because of his running (101.6 ypg last year). He’s always had a big arm, but his accuracy last season (65.9 percent) gets overlooked. He’ll hook up a lot with WR Darius Reynaud, who’s emerged as a major deep threat.Bill Curry on Run Offense: White and RB Steve Slaton (134.2 ypg last season) eat up the chains on the ground, but FB Owen Schmitt, the best fullback of this century, sets the table for a terrific rushing attack.

Rod Gilmore on Pass Defense: CBs Antonio Lewis and Vaughn Rivers will do. FS Eric Wicks will do everything and more. He’s already solid covering short inside routes. Now he has to dedicate himself to improving the Eers’ awful deep-ball coverage.

Chris Spielman on Run Defense: Here’s the game plan: The 3-3-5 D (a motherfucking wall) hems in runners, then safety Wicks — a tough, physical tackler — cleans up the mess. Works for us, and for WVU: The Mountaineers’ Big East-best run D allowed only 93.3 rushing ypg.

Desmond Howard on Special Teams: Call freshman Noel Devine The Transformer. This game-buster from North Fort Myers (Fla.) High is the kind of kid who can remake a game on returns. Opposing teams should think twice before scoring.

Jim Donnan on Coaching: Rodriguez is a master (Father) of the spread offense; nobody balances finesse and power better. On defense, he and his staff really believe that the 3-3-5 defensive scheme is the answer. It’d better be, because last year’s No. 109 pass D (243.3 ypg) raised a lot of questions.

Brad Edwards on Schedule: Everybody knows WVU has to beat Rutgers and Louisville. But the Maryland game is pivotal. The Eers need to win, then have the Terps put together a good year. Otherwise, it’s just another case of a Big East team playing an unfriendly BCS formula nonconference schedule.

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24 comments on “ESPN’s Take on my Eers

  1. Another post by AngryEer…

    Another picture from the Morgantown Animal Shelter…

  2. Angry, can you ride these guys nuts any harder? What’s going to happen when Slaton and White are playing with Chris Leak in Calgary next year? Will you and the other WVU fans go back into hiding for another 13 years?

  3. Hippy

    That even made me laugh

  4. Pat white is a 1000 times better QB than chris leak

  5. with a list of fucking experts like this who could argue. i mean for god’s sake…last bowl season desmond howard broke down the game between the texas and cal very, very astutely…problem is cal was playing TEXAS A&M!!!!

  6. yeah… it doesn’t make sense why you post pics of ugly girls in WVU gear. It’s like if an Alabama fan used a picture of anyone but Nick Saban or one of their dance/cheerleader squad wearing Bama gear.

    Pat white = 1000 times better QB than Chris Leak….
    Career numbers
    705,000 completions on 1,138,000 attempts for 8,778,000 yards
    7200 TDs and .031 interceptions results in a QB rating of 147.6232

    oddly enough the QB rating is still lower than Pat White’s 159.73 from last year.

  7. oh and at first I thought ESPN was getting ready to have a fight with your ears when I first saw this post…

  8. amen brothers, those fuck faces at espn are always putting us down. I hope the players are watching that shit because with all the “good” press we’ve been getting with the high rankings etc. we need some sort of “underdog” status to light a couch under our asses.

  9. Are you kidding me? ESPN putting y’all down? The Eers are the Kings of Thursday night and the ESPN hype machine that surrounds it. You can’t bite the hand that feeds you.

  10. Sing it bobby. I have felt like one of those plains indians that has tied himself to a stake and refuses to retreat in the face of overwhelming odds.

  11. Lou fucking holtz gets his paycheck from ESPN, right? He spends his day blowing Corso and busting my Eers balls

  12. AngryEer, you da man.
    all of these ass holes are going to be eating their words at the end of the season when they are propped up in front of a screen in New Orleans talking about the WVU vs. USC National Championship game and then Lee Cumwad Corso will reach down and to everyones surprise, put on a Coon Skin Cap and a musket cause he’ll be the Mounties!!!!

  13. Bobby, we don’t use scary words like that

  14. Is the one in the middle the mom? Seriously.

  15. Dirty,
    Are you talking about Schmitt or the wildebeest?

  16. I thought they were the same people…just one pic from behind.

  17. damn, thats sum ruff looking bitches…

  18. If I was there with you Bo, I kick your redneck ass

  19. I think the one in the middle is my mom… lets goooo mom…
    i’d bang her..

  20. those bitches, not my mom you fricks

  21. You want to have sex with your mother? God damn West Virginians.

  22. LOL…

    I almost forgot…

    Chris Rainey is faster than Noel Devine…

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/college/gators/orl-ufbeat1107aug11,0,5336302.story

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