What is the cost of doing bong hits or shooting assault rifles with Gator Football Players? Better yet, maybe Shelly might be free for show? She is kinda hot in a MILF way.  I would hit it, and hit it often. [link]  Fellas, the Bull Gator Legal Assistance Fund must be running low…

Money still may not buy love, but it can get University of Florida fans up close and personal with the national college football champs.

Dinner with Florida Gators head coach Urban Meyer goes for $1 million.

Fans on a tighter budget can shell out $25,000 for two sideline passes to the 2008 Orange & Blue game, or $15,000 to be Meyer’s guest on the sideline of a practice session.

Fundraisers at the UF Athletic Association are trading access for cash in a new program to raise money for a major renovation project at the school’s football stadium.

Doug Brown, director of the UF’s Bull Gator program, said it provided “inside-the-ropes” access.

“If you contribute at a very significant level, we look for things that have some value, that provide you access that other people wouldn’t have,” Brown said.

Football boosters don’t expect too many Orange and Blue fans to shell out $1 million for dinner with Meyer, which includes an afternoon going over game film with the coach and his staff. A million bucks can also buy the right to run onto the field with the Gators at a home game.

But they do expect fans will be interested in investing $1,000 for higher priority on bowl game tickets. The more fans spend, the more access they get.