Football was invented by a Big East team. Did you know that?
1. Never schedule anything important on a day WVU is scheduled to play football. There are typically 353 other days of the year to do those things on. Choose one of them!
2. Never attend a wedding during a WVU football game unless you carry a TV… and watch it during the ceremony and reception.
3. It is against the rules to not wear gold and blue on ANY game day. More points go to those wearing football jerseys, hats, t-shirts, sweatshirts, pants, boxers, jewelry, and jackets, preferably all at the same time. Good old gold and blue always works especially if it’s old school stuff from your WVU days. Anything else is always gay.
4. Always and I mean ALWAYS, return any “Lets Go” with a hearty “Mountaineers!” This is true even during funerals, sex, in foreign countries or when witnessing the birth of your child.
5. Every vehicle you see while driving that contains a Pitt or Virginia Tech sticker should be honked at then flipped off. To be on the safe side, do this to every car with a Pennsylvania or Virginia license plate.
6. When Notre Dame plays Pitt, it is mandatory to despise both teams. There are no winners.
7. You cannot have a second favorite football team behind WVU. You are only permitted to have another team that you hate the least.
8. It is OK to be emotional (and even “tear” up) during the following:
First beer of the first tailgate of the season
* Your child’s first WVU game
* When the band plays the Alma Mater, Simple Gifts, or Country Roads
* When Tony Caridi says, “It’s a great day to be a Mountaineer wherever you may be!”
* Watching the sun rise on the way to a game
* Anytime anyone mentions Miami and blocked punt in the same day
* WVU winning the National Championship
9. Always take off your hat during the Alma Mater and physically remove the hats of anyone in your vicinity who fails to do so.
10. Tailgating is mandatory. And by tailgating, you must be drinking beer before 6:00 AM. This includes both home and away games.
11. When you die, you must have at least one item of WVU memorabilia with you. (Specify which one in your will, that way your spouse won’t pick something stupid).
12. Your children should be taught to let you know when they “have to take a Panther.”
13. You are forbidden to fall for the National Media crap sandwich that JoePa is still a “good guy.” In reality, he is a bitter senile old man reduced to a cheerleader and referee-baiter. His credibility went south forever when he hired Galen “Cheatin” Hall to resurrect his sorry football program.
14. Recruiting must be followed as intensely as any game. This is true even if it puts your job/career at risk.
15. Attend the Spring Game. It makes it easier to survive the summer.
16. Try to never boo a former or current WVU football player who is playing in the NFL (Not even Chris Henry). But as always you can boo any player who once played against WVU with all of your might. (ie, dog killer Michael Vick aka Ron Mexico)
17. Correct anyone who doesn’t refer to WVU as “THE” only real university in West Virginia .
18. ESPN employees must be verbally taunted at every opportunity. Note: Mark May is Pitt Grad!
19. Hang a WVU flag outside of your house every day. If any of your neighbors counter this with a VT/Pitt flag, it is your solemn duty to tear it down and deface it anyway you see fit.
20. It is important to consider the “good old days” ARE NOW. Enjoy them!!!!! And Let’s Goooooo Mountaineers!!!!!!
good post. keep sticking it to them, Angry.
21. Never forget the 38-35 victory over UGA. Bring it up at every opportunity and even when other people aren’t talking about anything related to Football.
“1. Never schedule anything important on a day WVU is scheduled to play football. There are typically 353 other days of the year to do those things on. Choose one of them!”
Well, thank God WVU is a Thursday night team, that means their “fans” get to see what real football is about by watching SEC on Saturday.
Big foot. Gold
Anyone see SOS’s starting safety is in jail this morning?
http://jail.richlandonline.com/Services/ResearchOffenders/OffenderDetails/default.asp?OffenderID=108964&Image=108964_302202.jpg
“There are typically 353 other days of the year to do those things on. Choose one of them!”
Soooooo since there are 365 days in a year, one would be inclined to think the following:
A) WVU Fans only expect their team to be good enough to play the regular 12 game season and not make it to a bowl game.
B) WVU Fans cannot count.
C) WVU Fans only expect their team to be good enough to make it to a bowl every 4 years (Leap Year).
D) AngryEer is a douche.
E) All of the Above.
I vote with my heart, and go with B
wow….i never realized it before, but wvu really IS the greatest team in the country. hey by the way, when is the banner at the top going to be replaced by some mountaineer crap….b/c that’s all this place is anymore.
Good point, Gerry. By midseason, LWS will probably be 100% Mountaineer/Angryqueer all the time!
GATA here’s some more info on the USC player.
http://ymswwc.wordpress.com/2007/08/24/emanuel-cook-no-the-old-ball-sack-coach-didnt-say-carry-the-gun-be-like-florida/
That cuts to the bone gerry. Here are some non-quEer posts:
http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/24/nick-saban-is-my-friend/
http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/23/the-great-crimson-lie-repost/
http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/22/tennessee-offensive-playbook/
http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/08/24/eat-dinner-with-herban-or/
but see, that’s the beauty of your posts jai…variety. sec-centric yes, but that’s why i come here. on the other hand, the ‘eer never stops sucking his own.
That post rocks. add to the list of when it’s appropriate to “tear” up:
remembering the way the Pit used to be.
so do you go to the games? are you around motown? we’re tailgating on saturday stop by for a beer.
Yo, LL — what’s the running tab on consecutive day’s Eer has mentioned the UGA victory? We gotta be somewhere in the 20s.
T-KGB, I would say that Eer has been mentioning that UGA Victory everyday for at least a month straight now. Or pretty much since the first day he signed on to this site. Pretty lame.
Maybe we can get Jai to setup a “counter” that counts the references Eer makes to the UGA win and have him place it on the right hand side of the page right below his blog stats. What do ya think?
only if we include a counter for how many times the majority rules he’s an ass spelunker next to it
Gold.
Ass spelunking? Where is AngryEer today?
So where is the obligatory canine phot that normally accompanies Angry’s WVU posts?
Good eye there gator. some of those chicks looked ruff, sand in the vagina rough
22. Always find pictures of the ugliest chicks drinking alcohol and post them around the internet as long as they are wearing the Blue and Gold!
Those girls are upgrades to the skanks in Gainesville
Oviously not…
As even our coaches have hot milf’s for wives…
Guys, don’t forget the burning couch and high 5′s all around tags that are lame. Can’t have an AngryEer post without those either…
He must have been in a hurry. Be prepared, he has a draft in the queue (to be published) of the Western Michigan – WVU game
He forgot the few rules.
21. Never, never should WVU schedule a nonconference game against a team that could beat, or make WVU look like the sissy boys that they are.
22. Incest is allowed as a means of celebrating a WVU victory and morning a WVU loss.
23. Hygeine is considered to be something that those sissy boys from other schools are concerned with. WVU fans are not allowed to shower, bath, wear deodorant or brush their tooth/teeth, since this is one of the many ways that we bother people who don’t pull for WVU.
WVU makes my coctail weiner hard.
He’s gonna post about a matchup with Directional School Michigan??? You’re gonna allow him to pollute this site with a post about the “epic” matchup with “historic” (insert direction here) Michigan??? Can’t wait. It’ll be the wrestling equivalent of a “bathroom match”. You know, the match that no one cares about to see in person so you go to the bathroom…