Tis good to be Chris Rainey

2007 August 25
by Jai Eugene

Likes them white girls and throwback jerseys,

“Every time you see a fine girl (in Gainesville), you see another fine girl better than her. (Some people) like different color girls and stuff like that. I’m a white girl man.”

[alligator army]

22 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 August 25

    When did college football players become so funny? I doubt he had trouble pulling white chicks before, but now he’s gonna need blond repellent to keep ‘em off his ass.

  2. 2007 August 25
    gatorhippy permalink

    And that’s a bad thing how?

    The kid is just expressing his preference when it come to the opposite sex…

    Nuttin’ wrong with that…

    However…

    Imagine the backlash if a white kid came out and said…

    “(Some people) like different color girls and stuff like that. I’m a black girl man.”

    Probably not so well taken…

  3. 2007 August 25

    I think all of the Sure Everbody Cheats Conference is hilarious

  4. 2007 August 25
    gatorhippy permalink

    BTW…

    Did you know Chris Rainey is faster than Noel Devine?

  5. 2007 August 25

    I read that Devine has 3 kids or was it 2 kids. What a damn burden at 18

  6. 2007 August 25
    gatorhippy permalink

    Pretty sure its two, Jai…

    I also heard that he was bringin’ one of the baby’s momma’s to M-Town and living in an off campus apartment…

    Curious how an 18 year old freshman with NO parents and no visible means of income can afford that…

    I guess that just means no sorority gash for Devine…

  7. 2007 August 25

    check this link, amazing stuff. BTW these boys do a good job over on this site

    http://3rdsaturdayinblogtober.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/henry-ix/

  8. 2007 August 25
    gatorhippy permalink

    Wow…

    Is that link a crystal ball that looks into the future of Noel Devine?

  9. 2007 August 25

    So in conclusion: Chris Rainey is a Gator who is faster than Noel Devine and has two fewer kids. Sounds alright to me!

  10. 2007 August 25

    On the other hand, I’m speechless about the Travis Henry/9 kids story. I….. I…… wow.

  11. 2007 August 25
    Joel permalink

    Imagine if Rainey went to WVU. He’d think he was in the land of milk and honey…

  12. 2007 August 25

    Joel

    Sand + Vagina= Eer poon

  13. 2007 August 25
    Joel permalink

    And on Travis Henry, it could have been worse I guess. Calvin Murphy is up to 14 kids now…

  14. 2007 August 25

    “I think all of the Sure Everbody Cheats Conference is hilarious”

    If you their funny take a gander at West Virginia’s OOC schedule sometime.

  15. 2007 August 26
    Battle Me permalink

    It should be mentioned that Jai Eugene(LSU) also has 2 children.

  16. 2007 August 26
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    I never thought I would have something in common with Chris Rainey.

  17. 2007 August 26

    TBST, Throwback jerseys and gifts from Bull Gators?

  18. 2007 August 27
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Not really a Throwback jersey kinda guy, except for the Sid Bream jersey I have.

    Its good to see the looks on people’s faces when I wear it.

    Some people have come up to me and asked me why I put my own name on a Braves jersey… idiots.

  19. 2007 August 28
    gatorhippy permalink

    But the question is…

    Is Sid Bream a “white girl man”?

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