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Tis good to be Chris Rainey

Likes them white girls and throwback jerseys,

“Every time you see a fine girl (in Gainesville), you see another fine girl better than her. (Some people) like different color girls and stuff like that. I’m a white girl man.”

[alligator army]

22 comments on “Tis good to be Chris Rainey

  1. When did college football players become so funny? I doubt he had trouble pulling white chicks before, but now he’s gonna need blond repellent to keep ‘em off his ass.

  2. And that’s a bad thing how?

    The kid is just expressing his preference when it come to the opposite sex…

    Nuttin’ wrong with that…

    However…

    Imagine the backlash if a white kid came out and said…

    “(Some people) like different color girls and stuff like that. I’m a black girl man.”

    Probably not so well taken…

  3. I think all of the Sure Everbody Cheats Conference is hilarious

  4. BTW…

    Did you know Chris Rainey is faster than Noel Devine?

  5. I read that Devine has 3 kids or was it 2 kids. What a damn burden at 18

  6. Pretty sure its two, Jai…

    I also heard that he was bringin’ one of the baby’s momma’s to M-Town and living in an off campus apartment…

    Curious how an 18 year old freshman with NO parents and no visible means of income can afford that…

    I guess that just means no sorority gash for Devine…

  7. check this link, amazing stuff. BTW these boys do a good job over on this site

    http://3rdsaturdayinblogtober.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/henry-ix/

  8. Wow…

    Is that link a crystal ball that looks into the future of Noel Devine?

  9. So in conclusion: Chris Rainey is a Gator who is faster than Noel Devine and has two fewer kids. Sounds alright to me!

  10. On the other hand, I’m speechless about the Travis Henry/9 kids story. I….. I…… wow.

  11. Imagine if Rainey went to WVU. He’d think he was in the land of milk and honey…

  12. Joel

    Sand + Vagina= Eer poon

  13. And on Travis Henry, it could have been worse I guess. Calvin Murphy is up to 14 kids now…

  14. “I think all of the Sure Everbody Cheats Conference is hilarious”

    If you their funny take a gander at West Virginia’s OOC schedule sometime.

  15. [...] (HT: Losers With Socks.) [...]

  16. It should be mentioned that Jai Eugene(LSU) also has 2 children.

  17. I never thought I would have something in common with Chris Rainey.

  18. TBST, Throwback jerseys and gifts from Bull Gators?

  19. [...] (HT: Losers With Socks.) [...]

  20. Not really a Throwback jersey kinda guy, except for the Sid Bream jersey I have.

    Its good to see the looks on people’s faces when I wear it.

    Some people have come up to me and asked me why I put my own name on a Braves jersey… idiots.

  21. But the question is…

    Is Sid Bream a “white girl man”?

  22. [...] recount of the fight over “who ate the last piece of chicken, with white meat bitch [its good to be Chris Rainey]” is from [...]

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