People Against Christians (PAC) 10 and Pre-Game Prayer

2007 August 26
by Jai Eugene

Last year the Cal hippies had some serious sand in their vaginas over the pregame prayer. The main dude at the Cal Scout actually wrote an article questioning why we prayed before a game. The timing was questionable especially after the Vols had just scorched their hemp-loving asses.

We posted a short blog post [it's hotter than hell] on why we do it. By the way the Cal article in our post is dead now. Do Cal links believe in heaven and hell?

16 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 August 26
    Eer Honey permalink

    What is wrong with being a hippy? The largest hippy fest in the nation is held in TN every year, Bonarue (not sure of the spelling). It is even bigger that Wood Stock. Are you not aware that people in TN smoke pot too?

  2. 2007 August 26

    It’s Bonnaroo but you were close. Of course people in Tennessee smoke the sweet stinky weed. It’s just that the hippies in Tennessee are God fearing hippies, while the hippies in Cal are the illegitimate offspring of the Symbionese Liberation Army (S.L.A.), and not God fearing. ;)

  3. 2007 August 26

    I added a couple of links to the blogroll. XM Radio schedules and a TV schedule incase anyone is interested

  4. 2007 August 26

    Hippies have sand in their vaginas

  5. 2007 August 26
    Eer Honey permalink

    It does not matter if they believe in god or not. God does not care about or play football.

  6. 2007 August 26

    Eer Honey

    Bammeroids believe that Jesus and Bear are together

  7. 2007 August 26

    “God does not care about or play football.”

    Next you’re going to tell me that Santa isn’t real.

    “Bammeroids believe that Jesus and Bear are together”

    One single plop…

  8. 2007 August 26
    Eer Honey permalink

    Of course Santa is real. He brought TN a national title in 1998.

  9. 2007 August 26

    And he brought us Logan Young, pass the bottle

  10. 2007 August 26
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Jesus and Da Bahr are one in the same.

    BAMA’S BACK!

  11. 2007 August 26
    Mike DuBose permalink

    Class and Tradition, Bama made the SEC!!!
    RTR

  12. 2007 August 26
    Eer Honey permalink

    Can we get off of the Jesus stuff and get back to smoking weed.

  13. 2007 August 26
    Eer Honey permalink

    here are the last few rules that were left off of the Eers Rules post from a few days ago.

    21. Never, never should WVU schedule a nonconference game against a team that could beat, or make WVU look like the sissy boys that they are.

    22. Incest is allowed as a means of celebrating a WVU victory and morning a WVU loss.

    23. Hygeine is considered to be something that those sissy boys from other schools are concerned with. WVU fans are not allowed to shower, bath, wear deodorant or brush their tooth/teeth, since this is one of the many ways that we bother people who don’t pull for WVU.

  14. 2007 August 26
    Joel permalink

    Eer Honey,

    I apologize for the earlier “Maury Povich” comment. You’re actually funny. Welcome to the DARKSIDE…

    Enough of the sappy stuff. Mike DuBose sighting huh??? Someone actually let him out of the “Witness Relocation Program”??? If it weren’t for his “exploits” at ‘Bama, God would not have blessed that cesspool with Nick Satan and his “feathered wings”. What’s the next Tide tradition, kissing the cold dead feet of the Bear??? (I meant the statue. Don’t wanna give them any ideas of digging his grave up)

  15. 2007 August 27

    Eer Honey…….. Eer Honey……. Isn’t Eer honey the seeping liquid resulting from celebratory or sulking WVU incest copulation?

  16. 2007 August 27
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Ihave some of Bear’s pubes. I hope to replicate him someday through cloning

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