Here we come BCS…Speed kills and so does WVU 3-3-5

2007 August 28
by AngryEer

(stop making fun of our women, these are good Christian girls)

The SEC is all about nasty speed, and they know speed and talent when they see it, WVU’s team is admired down here for sure. The SEC fans just have a huge elitist chip on their shoulder, when it comes to their conference.

Living in the South and having neighbors and friends from UF,UT, UGA, and LSU, the one perception that seems to come to mind has nothing to do with running or passing, or anything on the offensive side of the ball. What the perception is from this neck of the woods, is that we run a gimmick defense and all of our athletes are on offense.

WVU is a respected team, but when you talk to folks about how WVU would fair in the SEC, the one things that SEC fans do is compare our defense to the top tier SEC teams. The perception is that we really don’t have near the level of talent that the a lot of the SEC defenses do. Everyone knows we can score on them, but can we stop anyone when it matters. People saw us on Thursday night giving up big chunks of yards to Louisville and Rutgers and see a team that can’t defend the pass.

Well, The nations perception of WVU is the Sugar Bowl in Atlanta, not the Gator in Fla.. We ass-rape the UGA with 28 points in the 1st quarter and then let them back in it. National respect requires bad boys on D. This is the year that the Eers bring the complete total package 360 degrees, the 3-3-5 is waiting with the nastiest of the nasty….

Here is the fucking truth SEC Homers:

Last week, In Tuscaloosa there was a poll on the biggest sports show in Alabama. They asked” What team is most likely to be the 9th new team to win the NC in 9 years?” or something like that. Out of 7800 votes WV got 56% of the Vote.

Everywhere I go people love or hate the EERS but they all have high regards.

High 5s all around Homers, the Big East is the wave of the future!!

43 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 August 28
    Little Rock Tom permalink

    first, the Big East sucks and those girls are ugly

  2. 2007 August 28
    Jmuthaf'nT permalink

    lets talk about the guy on the left. He looks like Corky from Life Goes On. I imagine walking onto campus there would have the same effect as being the last man on earth to those co-eds. They’re so used to dealing with the dregs of society that the second someone steps in with all their teeth and the ability to count without taking off their shoes, the co-eds are beside themselves

    Also, I’ve never heard an SEC fan giving high praise to WVU. What you heard could be the pity your friends feel for you in leaving you out of the conversation..”Oh yeah..they’re good..Umm, they have a shot at the title any day now..yeah..”

  3. 2007 August 28
    T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") permalink

    Eer — I’ll read your shit if you just sprinkle a few hotties in there every now and then. They must exist in Organ-town.

  4. 2007 August 28
    Little Rock Tom permalink

    I was first, fellas!!! I busted on the eers first!!

  5. 2007 August 28
    gatorhippy permalink

    “stop making fun of our women, these are good Christian girls”…

    It’s easy for girls to maintain their Christian chastity when they’re are so butt ugly nobody wants to bang ‘em…

    Even at the #1 party school…

    Or maybe that’s why WVU is the #1 party school…

    Because they have to bang chicks like these…

  6. 2007 August 28
    Joel permalink

    Eer, you’re full of shit. No way in hell a show in TUSCALOOSA gave you guys 56% of the vote to win a National Championship. NO WAY!!!! I’ll give you time to reflect on the statement you made about the heart of all things Bammer saying anyone BESIDES Alabama would win a title. You don’t think we’re that dumb do you???

  7. 2007 August 28
    Joel permalink

    Those chicks are Big East chicks. They look like they can suit up and play for UConn…

  8. 2007 August 28

    “‘What team is most likely to be the 9th new team to win the NC in 9 years?’ or something like that. Out of 7800 votes WV got 56% of the Vote.”

    Means it can’t be TN, FSU, OU, Miami, Ohio St, LSU, USC, Texas, or Florida.

    Teams in the Top 10 that aren’t those 9 teams: Michigan, WVU, Wisconsin, and V Tech.

    Out of all of those teams who is getting the most hype. All of that being said, I think out of the 9 teams I listed above that have already won a national championship, 9 of them have a better chance of winning the National Championship this year than WVU, even though WVU by far has the easiest road to get there.

  9. 2007 August 28
    Little Rock Tom permalink

    Eer kills me. Is this guy real?

  10. 2007 August 28

    Oh, I am real Tom. Wait until the 3-3-5 i unleashed on the nation. High 5

  11. 2007 August 28

    “Or maybe that’s why WVU is the #1 party school…

    Because they have to bang chicks like these…”

    I think you’re on to something, gatorhippy. The dudes in Morgantown must have to get black-out drunk in order to crank down those ugly chicks that Eer has been posting.

  12. 2007 August 28
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    I would only poke one of those chicks, and I would probably have to wipe down my dick with bleach afterwards.

  13. 2007 August 28

    Hey Eer, we’ve all seen people body-paint themselves in in their school colors on gameday. But from the looks of this pic, the two girls in yellow in the front went as far as to make sure their teeth were West Virginia yellow, too! Talk about “trendsetters”! Good job, ladies!

  14. 2007 August 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    that is whythey burn couches, bleach won’t kill it

  15. 2007 August 28
    Joel permalink

    Which chick would you poke in that pic?? Taurasi, Bird, Lobo???

  16. 2007 August 28

    Wow, you people are amazing. I post a blog about the speed of the SEC and how I believe my eers would match up and you attack my picture. Wow,just fricking wow.

  17. 2007 August 28
    Joel permalink

    Good one LL. High 5’s all around or whatever the hell numbnuts says…

  18. 2007 August 28

    No wonder Kirk Herbsteit doesnt respect your conference

  19. 2007 August 28

    And Joel, it is High 5’s all around!!!

  20. 2007 August 28

    Eer, how can you say you’re BCS bound? You all have to get past South Florida first!

  21. 2007 August 28
    Joel permalink

    Doesn’t matter what Hermaphrodite thinks. His Buckeyes got blown out by an SEC team. No respect needed from a marginal option QB. Trophies line our shelves…

  22. 2007 August 28

    My SEC Homer friends, I am crafting a Western Michigan preview. It is one game at a time. When USF beats Auburn, will you come back?

  23. 2007 August 28
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    The chick in the hat I would probably bang. She’s at least BJ material.

    The rest of them I wouldn’t fuck with AngryEer’s needle cock.

  24. 2007 August 28

    Shhhhh!!!I can’t hear you SEC Homers

  25. 2007 August 28
    Joel permalink

    Eer…

    The bigger question is when USF beats you, will YOU come back???

  26. 2007 August 28

    I am not going anywhere. Trust me, USF won’t beat my Eers

  27. 2007 August 28

    joel that’s what i’m wondering. who will stop frequenting this page first….me….or the ‘eer. i got $20 on me…..and i bet i’m not the only one.

  28. 2007 August 28

    “I am crafting a Western Michigan preview.”

    That’s just sad.

  29. 2007 August 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    you don’t find any value?

  30. 2007 August 28
    Tyrone Prothro's Floppy Get-A-Way Stick permalink

    Only way the 3-3-5 gets and respect is if they bring in Terrible Terry Tate – Office Linebacker. Short of that, Slaton and white better be scoring in droves.

  31. 2007 August 28

    The “Terrible Terry Tate – Office Linebacker” commercial is the best Superbowl commercial all time. Please don’t insult Terry by associating him with West Virginia.

  32. 2007 August 28
    Joel permalink

    Even Terry Tate couldn’t help that pass defense…

  33. 2007 August 28

    bet we hang a goose egg on Western Michigan

  34. 2007 August 28

    “bet we hang a goose egg on Western Michigan”

    Whoa, don’t go too far out on a limb there Eer. That’s WESTERN MICHIGAN you’re talking about!

  35. 2007 August 29
    Bill permalink

    Western Michigan
    at Marshall
    at Maryland
    East Carolina
    at South Florida
    at Syracuse
    Miss. State
    at Rutgers
    Louisville
    at Cincinnati
    Connecticut
    Pittsburgh

  36. 2007 August 29
    Joel permalink

    Letting Western Michigan score will absolutley suck. Anything less than a shutout is not good, unless both team’s 3rd strings are in…

  37. 2007 August 29

    the only way WMU scores is by an offensive miscue by WVU. We don’t make miscues, so they will not score.

  38. 2007 August 29
    Jmuthaf'nT permalink

    guess who’s going to the WVU v. Marshall game? Thats right. Shouldn’t be hard to find you. I’ll just look for the painted naked girl taking pictures with ugly girls

    Good luck facing western michigan

  39. 2007 August 29
    Jmuthaf'nT permalink

    Michigan will win before wv does. At least they attract talent on both sides of the ball

  40. 2007 August 29

    Like I said before, 3-3-5 + Eers= Wall

  41. 2007 August 29

    WVU isn’t even the REAL Mountaineers. That title belongs to Appalachian State!

  42. 2007 August 29

    LL

    We would smoke Appy State’s ass too

  43. 2007 August 29

    I would be shocked if you lay a goose egg on Western Michigan. If you do Rich is a Dick.

    You pay the Directional school to come lose, but you shouldn’t be paying them to be utterly embarrassed.

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