Kirk Herbstreit is a heaux-meaux

2007 August 28
by Jai Eugene

(I love this pic, it so Big 10 slow and geigh)

Here is one more example of how irrelevant Tennessee has become in the national media. How is Erik Ainge is not one of top 6 QB’s in the country? Hefney is not one of the top 5 safeties? Knoxville is not one of the top 10 gameday locations? I love the underdog role, but you’d think we joined the Big East. Here is the pathetic ESPN/Big 10 deuce droppeing corporate lapdog herbstriet’s awards [Kirk sux].

At least the SEC got 8 out of top 10 for prettiest coeds. UGA’s Shoney’s Big Boy Stafford outranks Erik Ainge? Pure gold.

Now I understand why Tennessee doesn’t stand a chance on Saturday, look at Herbie fluff that flaccid PAC 10 member.  Isn’t this the core Cal players that were dominated last year?  Scary Cal :

- #1 Wide Receiver in Jackson

- #1 Offensive Linemen in Center Alex Max

- #5 Tight End in Craig “Bust my wedge” Stevens

- #6 Drop back QB in Longshore (Wow, this guy sucks)

- Jahvid Best is listed as one of the top true freshman at RB

- Justin Forsett is a Cal RB that is on the list of players to become household names.

- Tedford is listed a the #3 Offensive Mind in the nation

- Desean Jackson is on the “All Uniform Team”

All this while Tennessee has Eric Berry as one of the best true Freshman and the 9th best looking girls.

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 August 28
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    We own the Big 10 on the field, have the top Co-eds, and top two restaurants… Herbie’s crying ass can kiss my SEC dick.

  2. 2007 August 28

    Yeah Herbie is all about Weird-O big 10 pageantry and terrible players.

    He gave a band props on their uniforms…. how geigh is that? It’s almost as bad as giving a team props for their uniforms.

  3. 2007 August 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Dot my i, heaux meaux

  4. 2007 August 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I love that pic too. Look at the sheer ejaculatory pleasure on his Kirk’s face

  5. 2007 August 28
    gatorhippy permalink

    His SEC admiration is apparent…

    He just hates Tennessee…

  6. 2007 August 28
    VolinLA permalink

    tennessee is the SEC

  7. 2007 August 28
    Colin Cowherd permalink

    Did anyone hear me say on my radio show: The Big East is better than the Big 12? Yep, I said it. I did not want to say it but I said it anyway

  8. 2007 August 28
    gatorhippy permalink

    But it ain’t the whole SEC, Volin…

  9. 2007 August 28
    Colin Cowherd permalink

    don’t make me repeat myself, i don’t like to do that

  10. 2007 August 29
    volumni permalink

    Anyone else notice that of the “players that just dont get enough respect” 4 of the 6 on offense were SEC players.

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