Scary Cal: 10 Reasons why Tennessee beats Cal’s ass….again

(Cal’s DeSean Jackson’s first brush with fame…a fumble while ass-grabbing)

Vols Defensive Coordinator John Chavis’s defensive football acumen is so complex that, rather than psycho-analyze how “The Chief” will attack the vaunted Cal offense which will undoubtly confuse people, we will turn our attention to the Top Ten reasons that Tennessee will spank those Godless Cal Bears of the People Against Christians (PAC) 10 Conference.

10) California sux

9) Tedford is the coach

8) Tedford sux

7) DeSean Jackson, heisman wannabee, is the wide receiver. He is too fast for Longshore’s passes

6) Powerful Nate Longshore is way powerful

5) Cal is gay

4) Cal has no game plan

3) Cal receivers are too fast for the thrown football. They outrun every powerful pass

2) Tedford likes tattered windsocks more than touchdowns

1) California is Tennessee’s whuppin’ boy!

17 comments on “Scary Cal: 10 Reasons why Tennessee beats Cal’s ass….again”

gatorhippy August 28, 2007 at 09:00

There is no way that Cal wins as long as that cheerleader keeps flashing here monkey outline…
Ears Whitworth August 28, 2007 at 09:07

I see it
Ears Whitworth August 28, 2007 at 09:09

that picture of the cheerleader is making me dizzy
Ears Whitworth August 28, 2007 at 09:10

in fact compare the Desean Jackson fumble picture, he is upside down too
gatorhippy August 28, 2007 at 09:12

So which is the better photo…

I’m thinking monkey shot…
Walker, Texas Ranger August 28, 2007 at 09:13

what is a tattered windsock?
gatorhippy August 28, 2007 at 09:13

However…

With apologies to Jai…

I’m still pickin’ da Hippies…
Ears Whitworth August 28, 2007 at 09:13

monkey shot is best
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Oskie the Bear September 3, 2007 at 01:39

U JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH …..SECya!!!!!!!
AngryEer September 3, 2007 at 07:50

Oskie

Believe me when I say this, I don’t like the SEC anymore than you do. But Cal didn’t punch anyone in the mouth.

You just happen to win the track meet/basketball game that is much more like a game from my conference. Your D was average at best and Cal just happen to win the number of possessions/and non-offensive TDs. You know, whoever has the ball last wins?

Also, you fellas got some serious “homecooking”. That ainge “fumble” was sweet stuff.

Get back in the tree, tree tard
Rich "Dirty Sanchez" Rodriguez September 3, 2007 at 08:02

All of a sudden I have a new found respect for AngryEer…
Rich "Dirty Sanchez" Rodriguez September 3, 2007 at 08:03

PS

The Cal Mascot looks like child molester.
Dat Nikka September 18, 2007 at 12:49

WOW….After all this shit talkin Cal beat da shit outta Tennesse.

Desean Jackson is the best
Jai Eugene September 18, 2007 at 12:51

Did you watch the same Ut-Cal game? Hardly fits your description
Rboy May 18, 2008 at 10:53

Cal is the best shut your Mother fucking ass up
Rboy May 18, 2008 at 10:54

Hey bitches Cal is the best

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