Archive | August 29, 2007
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Crompton has a Red Zone Distraction
We want to provide a glimpse of how some fans really set themselves apart in a sea of orange & white. A source says that Tennessee QB Boy-King Jon Crompton is “distracted” by this Cromptonite in a bad way. His head is not in the game. Sources say that poor center-QB exchanges,disguised coverages, oskies and [...]
Ainge is hurt. Cromptonites dance, hoot and holler with orgasmic bliss. GBO
Shit, I am now a West Virginia fan. Give me a fucking couch to burn. Mail it in, Tennessee’s season just went down the tube with Ainge injured. The Vols are virtually assured a bid into a pre-new years bowl game in either beautiful Shreveport, LA or ritzy Memphis, TN.
Quotes that make me erect
Pat White is showing EVEN more leadership? Wow! Rich Rodriguez is excited about our secondary? Wow again! “We asked him to show even more leadership over the past week and he has,” Rodriguez said of his junior quarterback. “We have seen him emerge even more as a leader.” “They (Western Michigan) beat Virginia at Virginia [...]
Chris Fowler brings the “wood”
10 Guys that’ll make Chris Fowler randy Player of the Week is as much of a college football tradition as cheerleaders, corndogs and those annoying little shakers. We at LWS love tradition, which is why we will be doing a Player of the Week segment every week this year. At the end of the year [...]
WTF? Is this Starkville? Oxford? Louisville? No, it’s f’n Cal
Now I know why Cal don’t pray before games. God would be embarrassed of that entrance. When I first saw the video I thought it was a Big East Stadium because of the empty seats, the relative serenity and really just the overall wee-ness of the stadium Hopefully the team will stay in the locker [...]
The Cupcake Report – Let’s Get This Party Started
I won ‘t lie, I’m relieved to be at the last “preseason” version of this feature. I’d imagine the two or three of you who are following along in your hymnals are equally glad. By next week, we’ll actually be able to see if a cupcake can win one of these games. But today, I’m [...]
pOHwe FOR THREE
( Powe can’t read the Logo on the field. He thinks he is at LSU) (Special to LWS. From commenter Taco Bell) By now everyone has probably gotten the word that future Rhodes Scholar, Jerrell Powe has been ruled ineligible again by the NCAA. Oh for motherfuckin’ Three! [related link] Powe released this statement via [...]
Terry Bowden looks at the weaker SEC Division, the West
Yahoo video [link] with all of the drama of Les Miles, Nick Saban, Ed Orgeron and Houston Nutt
