Archive | August 2007
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Weekly Pick ‘Em
Ahhh… college football is finally here! This is the first edition of the Loser With Socks Pick ‘Em. Our regular contributors pick 8 to 10 of the best games, straight up, each week. Now, on to our picks: Jai Eugene LSU @ Miss St. (Thurs) – LSU Washington St. @ Wisconsin – Wisconsin Tennessee @ [...]
Slaton Steaks and the Heisman
OSU offensive lineman Orlando Pace had his Pace Pancakes, Doug Flutie had the Flutie Flakes. We shall celebrate from the Mountain Tops when Slaton returns victorious the Heisman. Slaton Steaks [link]. We’d like to hereby declare that every WVU fan shall bring a rubber steak dog toy to each home game in an effort to [...]
My Letter to the Editor of Chattanooga.com
Dear Editor [Sent 8/26/07] Each time that I open up your website and see Roy Exum’s crimson and Lookout Mountain prep school elitist fingerprints all over the site, I feel like I have stepped back in time 20 or 30 years . I grew up in Chattanooga and was forced to read Roy Exum’s jaundiced [...]
Week One Viewer’s Guide
Thankfully, week one is college football is devoid of the time conflicts that make the middle of the college football season so wonderfully excrutiating for the avid college football fan. No having to choose between a battle of the Big Ten’s best and a showdown between the SEC elite inexplicably both scheduled at 3:30 in [...]
The Story of LSU and Corndogs (Reprint)
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. LSU fans do smell like corn dogs. I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid. I am afraid that they’ll know I said it. [...]
Crompton has a Red Zone Distraction
We want to provide a glimpse of how some fans really set themselves apart in a sea of orange & white. A source says that Tennessee QB Boy-King Jon Crompton is “distracted” by this Cromptonite in a bad way. His head is not in the game. Sources say that poor center-QB exchanges,disguised coverages, oskies and [...]
Ainge is hurt. Cromptonites dance, hoot and holler with orgasmic bliss. GBO
Shit, I am now a West Virginia fan. Give me a fucking couch to burn. Mail it in, Tennessee’s season just went down the tube with Ainge injured. The Vols are virtually assured a bid into a pre-new years bowl game in either beautiful Shreveport, LA or ritzy Memphis, TN.
