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SEC Week 2 matchups

Here is the early look for the SEC matchups this week.

Alabama at Vanderbilt
Saban discovers that Vandy is better, better than the cheating Bammeroids.
Arkansas bi week
Who’s gonna save you now, Houston Nutt? Is Little Lord Malzahn gonna come and meet ya down FayetteNam?
Auburn vs South Florida
The Barn looked bad against a questionable Kansas State team. My worst fear will be realized as Big East USF receives validation.
I think USF does the Appy State thing, SEC style.
Troy vs Florida
I love Troy because they are right up the road. Why they play this schedule is beyond me. “Ding fries are done ” as Tebleaux makes it ugly and somehow survives to play one more week. Slide Timmy Slide!!
USC vs UGA
One more moral victory in the record book for the Cocks. Stafford’s big belly doesn’t sweat
Kentucky vs. Kent State
Tuning up to whip Louisville’s ass
Virginia Tech vs LSU
The real Beamer Ball =10 for 34 against ranked teams. LSU rips them a new asshole
Ole Miss vs. Missouri
Easy pick here. If Orgeron is coaching, always, I mean, always pick the other team
Miss State at Tulane
The 2nd best team in Mississippi wins
Southern Miss vs Tennessee
My beloved Vols feast on Golden Eagle ass

6 comments on “SEC Week 2 matchups

  1. “One more moral victory in the record book for the Cocks. Stafford’s big belly doesn’t sweat”

    Moral victories rule here in Columbia, SC. Some fans calling USC’s win over Oh La La a moral win as well because they weren’t playing with the starting QB. I’m about to do write up on some interesting comments Spurrier said this morning. But first I have errands to run.

  2. Who is the skank wearing Ainge’s jersey? She needs to eat more biscuits

  3. Kentucky better watch out for the golden flashes… They are coming off a big win against Iowa State.

  4. I hope the girls aren’t as homely as you make them seem up there. I plan on becoming acquainted with several provided all appropriate rabies shots and dental requirements have been adhered to. After that, I’ll be using biscuits like money to pull em outta the woodwork

  5. it looks like that broad is wearing aubbie socks.

  6. I’d do her… sure she’s wearing an ugly orange jersey, but I have no problem with her taking it off.

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