As we cruise into week two of college football, we have already learned some valuable lessons that will help dictate our football viewing strategies for the rest of the season. First and foremost, that no game involving Notre Dame is worth watching, even if Jimmy Clausen is starting, as Charlie Weis announced yesterday.
Let me just go on record as saying that Rutgers and Louisville have officially gotten on my nerves. I get it, guys. You schedule your games for Thursday and Friday night to get some national airtime but I am not at all interested in seeing Louisville beat up on the mighty Blue Raiders of Middle Tennessee State University. Ditto for Rutgers thumping Navy on Friday night. It’s not good football or good television, it’s just annoying. Given how weak the Big East is, you would think one of these schools (lump in West Virginia for kicks) would schedule someone of some import to gain some credibility for those teams, the conference and the Heisman candidacies of the league’s top players. But who wants to play USC, Texas, Oklahoma or LSU when you can line up against Middle Tennessee State, Marshall and Navy? They can play those games but I’m not watching them.
GAME OF THE WEEK: Virginia Tech at LSU – 9:15 ET – ESPN


What was billed at the beginning of the year as the best non-conference matchup of the season, which it still very well may be, has turned into a game of reluctant excitement for most college football fans after less than spectacular week one performances by both teams.
For LSU, they managed to turn on the afterburners and leave Mississippi State in the dust after an average-to-poor performance in the first half in Starkville. For Virginia Tech, they couldn’t seem to close the door in Blacksburg on Saturday against ECU, beating the Pirates by just 10 points, seven of which came on an interception return for a touchdown toward the end of the first half.
The matchup is intriguing but if you’re LSU, you have to feel better about this game than the Hokies do. Given the monsters that the Tigers have up front, you have to figure Bo Pelini is going to throw a number of blitz packages at Sean Glennon, who looked like a deer in headlights at certain moments against ECU, and force him to make bad decisions, leaving Jonathan Zenon, Chevis Jackson and Craig Steltz to do what they do best: intercept the football.
On offense, new offensive coordinator Gary Crowton will have to prove that this offense has some depth, dimension and creativity after a stagnant performance against Mississippi State Thursday night. Running the ball could be difficult given who the Hokies have playing linebacker and the cornerback/receiver matchups in this one are intriguing.
O.G.I. – OTHER GAMES OF INTEREST
Oregon State at Cincinnati – Thursday – 7:30 ET – ESPN
Oregon State running back Yvenson Bernard may be the nation’s best kept secret at tailback and he will get a chance to show out Thursday night when the Beavers take on the Bearcats in Cincy. Last week, Bernard hung 165 yards and 2 TDs on a pretty good Utah team and will look to do the same on national TV Thursday night. Meanwhile, the Bearcats come into the game from a week where they scored 59 against Southeast Missouri State, including more than 300 yards on the ground. On the other side of the ball, Oregon State held the Utes to 20 yards rushing. I’d expect the Beavers to roll big in those and for Bernard to have a huge game.
Miami at#8 Oklahoma – 12:00 ET – ABC
Two or three years ago, this would have been the game of the week, nay of the season, but with Randy Shannon rebuilding Miami football, the game manages a small blip on the radar on this week. I’m expecting Oklahoma to hang a big number on The U but the game could be worth a watch if you didn’t buy third season of The Office, which came out this week.
#20 Nebraska at Wake Forest – 12:00 ET – ESPN
Hats off to teams like Oklahoma and Miami, Wake and Nebraska for scheduling early season games that are worth checking out. Wake quarterback Riley Skinner is not likely to play in this game after separating his shoulder against BC last week and that could make a difference. If you haven’t gotten a chance to see Sam Keller and Nebraska, this game presents a good opportunity to do so and it’s certainly a better game than Oklahoma/Miami.
Oregon at Michigan – 3:30 PM – ABC
This game is interesting for a couple different reasons. The most obvious being that many people, myself included, want to see how Michigan will respond after suffering the greatest upset in the history of the sport last week at home. My guess is that the Michigan faithful will yell and cheer and get rowdy and show that they are still behind their team, that is unless they lose again at home to a team they should be. It will also give people a chance to see Oregon, a team not many people are familiar with. The Oregon offense against the Michigan defense is a matchup worth watching regardless of the game’s backdrop
South Carolina at #13 Georgia – 5:45 ET – ESPN2
Certainly the most intriguing SEC matchup of the week (sorry Vandy/Alabama). The game will serve as a test to see just how much the new and interception-free Matthew Stafford has matured. I expect Georgia, based on how they played last week against Oklahoma State, to win big but it’s a regional and SEC rivalry and anything could happen. One thing that will happen in this content, win or lose, we will find out just how far Matthew Stafford has come.
#22 TCU at #4 Texas – 7:00 PM ET – Fox Sports Net
Only the second game this week between ranked teams, TCU and Texas’ matchup will be watchable… at least until LSU/VT comes on. I’m not really sure what to make of TCU but Texas is ranked that high for a reason and they’re awfully good. TCU defensive end Tommy Blake will need to get in Colt McCoy’s face early and often if the Horned Frogs are to have a chance in Austin.
UNDER THE RADAR GAME OF THE WEEK
South Florida at #18 Auburn – 8:00 ET – ESPN2
The Tigers, fresh off a solid if unconvincing win, over Kansas State play host to South Florida and the Bulls are certainly upset-minded. For most of America, it will be one of their first exposure to USF quarterback Matt Grothe, who has Big East coaches singing his praises. The multi-talented Grothe is as dangerous with his legs as he is with his arm. I’m not sure we’ll see an upset in this one but USF could give Auburn a game that is worth checking out while the VT/LSU game is at commercial.
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Patrick Donohue is a reporter and sports columnist at the Destin Log in Destin, Fla.



VT will be exposed as the 2nd rate program that they are. That USF-Barn game should be interesting. I hope the Dawgs hang 50 on Spurrier
I’ll take…
Tigers
Beavers
Sooners
Huskers
Wolvies
Dawgs
Horns
Bulls
ears….georgia isn’t going to hang 50 on spurrier…heck, they may not even win. spurrier and the cocks are due to upset the dawgs, this may be the year. don’t read too much into week 1 impressions, they are often mislead…..i.e., georgia played well, south cackalacky didn’t…
week 2 could disappoint some folks in athens. both teams come in 1-0, the visiting team has much more to prove, and they just might get it done.
South Carolina might have Blake Mitchell starting again. A lot of people are saying that South Carolina was very unimpressive in the first game against the Ragin’ Cajuns, but they didn’t really play Spurrier ball. 41 rushes to 29 passes. Mitchell is a solid QB. His performances against Arkansas, Florida, and Clemson last year were pretty good. I’m really expecting South Carolina to get the upset.
Coonasses – W
Beavers – W
OU – W
Children of the Corn – W
Ugliest Unis in the World – W
South Carolina – W (of the moral variety only)
Tejas – W
Click Clack Bitches – W
For the record, I’m taking LSU, Oregon State, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Michigan, Georgia, Texas and Auburn.
Are those the echos of last week I hear? UGA picked to lose again? Hm. Did Jim Donnan take over for Mark Richt?
(In my best Dwight Schrute)
Fact: Coach Spurrier is talking up UGA as “mind games” for the media. Anyone with any sense knows better and I can assure you no one in Athens is fooled.
Fact: Spurrier did as little as possible to get the win against ULL. Sitting Blake Mitchell did well for his “oh-we-suck” rouse. No one’s biting the bait. The cocks will be ready.
Fact: Lou Holtz will pick the cocks to win big in Athens as will the rest of the ESPN blowhards that jock Spurrier, Meyer, Saban, the Big-10, Pac-10, Big-12, and the Big East.
Spurrier’s not as much an “offensive genius” without a squad full of Florida boys running his mind bottling plays. Yes I said mind bottling. UGA didn’t go all out against OKSt either. Richt pulled a Dan Reeves and HB draw’d the last 20 minutes of the game. Week 1 was a typical week 1. Still no one knows who’s got what and we won’t know for sure until the beginning of October.
It will be another unnecessarily close game with UGA winning as they should at home. However, the cocks are due a win with their 23% win rate against UGA. It’ll be the typical defensive battle we’ve come to expect in this match up. After UGA wins this one, the sole ESPN highlight of the game will be a clip of an ashy-lipped Quincy Carter scalping tickets on College Station Road.
I’ll take the beavers, the sooners, nebraska, michigan, texas, and auburn. Auburn, you better beat that D1AA team from the Big East. That or remove your self from play for the rest of the decade.
Wow. I cared to pick a Pac-10/Big East match up of Oregon State and Cincy. Holy crap I suck.
“mind bottling” I bet I am the only f’n d00d to get that. I ihope that UGA hangs 80 on the cocks
ihope? Is that like a small, 80GB hope in a tiny protective case? I like it.
I’m going to buy a whole bunch of ihopes and sell them on ebay at Christmas time. I’ll keep one for myself for the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party this year. I ihope UGA hangs 80 on the cocks as well.
Lookie here you f’n Dawg, I like it too!!
Why don’t you get out of my face!!!!
After UGA wins this one, the sole ESPN highlight of the game will be a clip of an ashy-lipped Quincy Carter scalping tickets on College Station Road.
-jonkoncak
brilliant…that, my friends, is first-rate prose. you must be writing this from park hall….kudos. i’m serious, i love the ‘ashy-lipped’ part.
Just for clarification and the possible racist undertone, anyone, regardless of race, can have ashy-lips if they are crack heads.
Oh, and, uh, Tim Tebow sucks and UF will be on probation in less than 5 years.
thanks for the clarification koncak.
it’ll actually be a blessing for you when we’re on probation, as you’ll be spared the misery of watching the cocktail party on tv for a couple years.