Like I said, Tebow isn’t smart enough to protect himself

2007 September 6
by Jai Eugene

(HT Perry for the pics)  Here are some cool shots.  Wait until he meets up with LSU’s Defense.   His brain will be like the mush in Kenny Chesney’s panties. 8-9-0

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  1. 2007 September 6
    gatorhippy permalink

    Kenny Chesney wears panties?

    No wonder Zellwegger dumped him…

  2. 2007 September 6

    those pictures look like a video game. Have you seen them before?

  3. 2007 September 6

    if you look at picture 1, inthe background, you can see Tim Casey snapping the shot of picture 2

  4. 2007 September 6

    Like I said – he can’t win. If he slides, you haters call him a “pussy”. If he puts his head down, fights for yardage, etc., you haters call him “stupid” instead of “tough”.

  5. 2007 September 6

    Helmet to Helmet contact in a game against WKU is just dumb.

    It does look like a video game though.

  6. 2007 September 6

    You guys are more obsessed with Tebow than the Gator fans are.

  7. 2007 September 6
    gatorhippy permalink

    Most compelling quoate in the post:

    “Wait until he meets up with LSU’s Defense.”

    So, Jai…

    I take it you expect Tim to do the same thing he did to the Vols D last year…

    Except on a grander scale and an ass load of passing yards…

  8. 2007 September 6
    Jmuthaf'nT permalink

    it was so freaking hot. prolly didn’t help that I started drinking at 1030 the night before. Slept from 330 to 530, and started back at 730

  9. 2007 September 6

    like he did to l$u last year i suppose….

  10. 2007 September 6
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Every helmet to helmet hit takes 10 points off of Tebow’s SAT score

  11. 2007 September 6

    You dumb fucks, he is going to shred the Tennessee Defense. They are pitiful, unless Fulmer was sandbagging the SEC

    I think you should be very afraid of what LSU is going to do to him

  12. 2007 September 6
    Your Mom permalink

    All you fucks are going to feel the wrath of Quentin Groves!

    War Damn Eagle!!

  13. 2007 September 6
    T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") permalink

    Nice fundamentals there by that bag of dicks from Western Kentucky. Total Busch League tackle there — leading with your head is for gay fags and that dood should be kicked in the throat. And, why don’t you ask Laron Laundry what he thinks about Tebow? If I remember, Tim stood him up and pancaked him for a critical third down conversion. No knock on Laundry — he’s a stud. The Gate/LSU game is going to be the game of the year in the SEC. I’m not so worried about Tim protecting himself — I’m more concerned with the rest of the Gators being such pussies when our boy was getting pushed around by a bunch of redneck wannabes.

  14. 2007 September 6

    That play where Tebow stood up Landry last year was awesome!

  15. 2007 September 6

    LSU will tear the gators a new one no contest. I got the game of the year right here.

    Nov. 23rd or 24th in Baton Rouge, LSU vs. Arkansas. Both teams will be undefeated going into that game and the best offensive player in the nation will take on the best defense in the nation. SEC championship implications and National title implications.

  16. 2007 September 6
    T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") permalink

    Please, release thy self from crack pipe, bigfool. You should switch to Gainesville Grass, bro. It makes you less-stupid.

  17. 2007 September 6
    T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") permalink

    Oh, and what exactly is a “new one no contest?” Is that Cajun?

    “I’ll tell you what, that there skrimp jam-ba-lay-a in a new one no contest, herr?”

    Fucking ‘tard.

  18. 2007 September 6
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Never thought I would agree with T-KGB, but there is no way in hell Arky and LSpoo are both undefeated going into the last game of the season.

    The SEC is just too tough.

  19. 2007 September 6
    T-KGB -- (Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds") permalink

    Right backatcha Taco Bell Loco. No one goes undefeated this year. OK, now, I hate you again.

  20. 2007 September 6

    LaRon Landry is a pussy. Jon Crompton knocked his ass down too

  21. 2007 September 6

    “new one. No Contest!”

    does that work better for you, fuckin’ grammar police.

    If you take two teams in the SEC, and loook at their schedules, what two have the most realistic chances of going undefeated until the very last game of the season or the whole season?

  22. 2007 September 6
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Is it possible, yes. Likely, no.

    Barn, Bammer, Gates, and Va Tech all still await the coonasses
    Barn, Bammer, some girl’s school in Knoxville, and KY jelly all play the rednecks

    And the SEC title game, if it gets to that. The SEC is too tough to go undefeated, ask the Gates, the Barn, or the Coonasses from last year.

    Instead of having wet dreams about a classic Battle for the Golden Boot, take it one game at a time.

  23. 2007 September 6

    If FArkansas can somehow figure out a way to line up McFadden at RB, QB, and in the Slot all on the same play……. yeah…… they might go undefeated.

  24. 2007 September 7
    SeminoleUprising permalink

    Somebody needs to put this picture up where it can be linked to solo. This is priceless and a dark harbinger of things to come.

  25. 2007 September 7

    what do you mean by “solo”?

  26. 2007 September 7

    And WTF are all of those color rubber bands on his wrist?

  27. 2007 September 7

    Jai there are some websites that should definitely see this pic but if you link it to the comments they will ban you. Some are pretty touchy.

    The rubber bands stand for the number of linebackers he has tried to run over. Word is he now plans to keep bands on the other wrist to keep track of concussions.

    There is another vicious rumor however that the bands are study guides to help him prepare for the wonderlic test.

  28. 2007 September 7
    SeminoleUprising permalink

    You can link to this one.
    http://loserwithsocks.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/saban-to-michigan.jpg

    But you cannot link to the Tebow photo. Come on Jai you owe it to college football.

  29. 2007 September 7

    Here you go

    http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p220/urbanmeyer/O82594.jpg
    http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p220/urbanmeyer/O82593.jpg

  30. 2007 September 7

    You are the man Jai!

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