Lloyd Braun’s Southern Miss game blog
We are attempting to do a”hit the cutoff” blog the Tennessee-Southern Miss Game. I don’t have television. F’n lower Alabama doesn’t offer PPV.
Lloyd Braun is in Knoxville and has been since last night. He is sending me his photo commentary of the tailgate and the game via his I-Phone and I am posting it to the blog. There is no guarantee that we will be successful for the entire game. Not that it really matters anyway.
Here are first pictures (all times are CST):
CBS’s Clay Travis at the West Towne Mall (9/7/07)
A BigUn looking for something to cover that fatback (9/7/07)
She thinks Lou Holtz is f’n sexy (9/7/07)
A Warrior, a blue-tooth warrior enroute to Neyland. God Speed (9/8/07 1330)
Freeloading (9/7/07 1430)
Check this Hillybilly Douche. He makes his lady stand while he sits!!! Fetch me a beer, bitch!! Note the backwards hat, ala Trooper Taylor. (1432)
Mmmm, Taco Bell, En Fuego. solid collegiate tailgate-hopper
I wish it was raining, raining Big Orange Poo
Dayum, I think there is a nice turdcutter. (1804)
The Pride
J’Muthaf’n Tee, F’n chilling
Lloyd says that the Southern Miss fans are up front. They are proud,loud and Geigh. He indicates that his date is a “2 bagger”, I don’t know what that means. Erik Ainge is playing like a NFL #1 Draft pick according to the Bluetooth Warrior.
He also says that this is worse game he has attended. Long lines, poor concessions, pissed off fans.
Angry supporters for the most competent commander the gridiron has ever seen, impatiently tapping their feet as they wait to purchase kool-aid
Ainge looking hawt. Pinky is taped
We got him!!! 17 yards downfield!!! Florida is in for a rude awakening next week, as we continue to employ our “vanilla” defense. The SEC CG is our goal!!
Watch out Timmy Te-Bleaux!!!
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What part of LA are you from, Jai?
Myself, I’m from Mobile.
Bully,
I am in m f’n wiregrass.
hope you guys pull this one out so our game is televised down here in nicaragua…..we can’t have an 0-2 vol team playing the nat’l champs now can we??
27-16, Sandbagging Vols who will get “Te”bagged next week.
Nicaragua? I have a buttload of time in Latin America. I earned a right shoulder combat patch out of the El Sal gig
I thought you were in Montevideo
i hope you’re right…flarda’s d is quite suspect, it should be a shootout. i’m here in managua, nicaragua…hope to see the pirated cbs broadcast of our game next week.
el sal….ouch. actually, besides the gangs and shit, it ain’t that bad. managua is a shithole though.
This is Lloyd……….this game was pure torture to attend. From the clusterfuck at gate 23 (student gate) to the insanity called the concession stand……..I would rather have been at a wedding
Lloyd, the term “2 Bagger” by USM fans and alum refer to the number of condoms they must wear to keep their peckers from winning the purple dick medal.
Only 2 condoms for that little lady? She is clean by SoPiss standards.
Is it true that there are no more Petros? Say it ain’t so… say it ain’t so…
I will be at the UF v. UT game next weekend. Don’t have an iPhone though. I do have some crayons and McDonalds receipts to draw pictures on if you want my input.
Oh yeah, I love UT tri-delts
I fucking hate all of you who will be attending an SEC game next weekend. I get to make the coin-flip between the two tradition laden rivalries of Az State/SDSU and AZ/NM.
Get this shit, the high school football games here actually have mandatory water timeouts. Oh, bad guys are driving into your territory late in the game and you burnt all your TOs being an idiot? That’s cool, just have one of your players complain to the ref about being parched and you can get them that defensive adjustment. Left coast football is for pussies. Just ask The 0.
Watch the Lobo’s. Tucson is closer to you anyway. I am trying score Troy tickets this week
Yeah, but UofA sucks, Tucson is a shithole, and there is some poon in Phx I’d like to tap. Besides, I’d like to meet Dennis Erickson and get his inside scoop on how long before the Gates get probation.
Latina poon is the excellent poon. Happy Hunting
Can’t wait til I get out to phx. nothing like a girl moaning in spanish
Just remember when she asks: Qué le hace quiere? which is Spanish for What would you like? You say: Chupe el pene which is Spanish for Suck my d**k…So I’ve picked up a little Spanish since moving to Houston a few years ago…
The girl in the third photo is 100x hotter than any of the female Vol fans I saw at the Cal game last week. Man, we have some fat bitches wearing the O and W.
Latina poonage rocks!
”♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow ♪♫ meow meow…”