The Eers are my beautiful mess

2007 September 8
by AngryEer

Did anyone else notice that we were a little down? The Eers were just fucking around with Marshall.  I personally think it was claustrophobia.  My Eers weren’t really thrilled about being confined in Marshall’s Pop Warner stadium.   They showed that once they were able to put the phobia of small places behind them  that the Eers could turn “it” own anytime that they chose.

Here is a rendition of Diamond Rio’s “Beautiful Mess”  adapted for the best team in College Football——West Virginia.

Going out of my mind these days,
Like I’m walkin round in a haze,
I can’t think straight, I can’t concentrate,
And I need to tailgate. I go to work and I look tired,
Rich Rodriguez said: AngryEer you must light a fire
Couch burning is my style, and behind my Eer coffee cup,
I just smile.

Chorus

What a beautiful mess, what a beautiful mess I’m in, blogging all the time on you
There’s nothing else Id rather do.
What a sweet addiction that I’m caught up in, cause I cant get enough
Cant stop the hunger for my nationally ranked powerhouse Eers.
What a beautiful mess, what a beautiful mess I’m in. (ah ah)

This morning I found a Marshall Turd in a punchbowl
Louisville’s coach Kracklefart looks like a dick
I’m losin my mind I swear, it might be the death of me, but I don’t care.

Chorus

Oh My Eers!! High 5s all around!!
Is it your 3-3-5 Defense inducing bone jarring hits?
Is it Noel Devine’s TD runs?
All I know is that
Heisman candidates Slaton and White drive me wild.

Chorus(2x)

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 September 8

    “Marshall’s Pop Warner stadium”

    funny…that’s what us sec fans say about 60,000 seat stadiums like the one in morgantown.

    running smack about that performance i saw today/singing diamond rio = super gay.

    one thing i have learned so far today is fear the sooner.

  2. 2007 September 8

    Fear the Eer. I betcha Slaton and White would slice cheating overated and overhyped Sooners

  3. 2007 September 9

    Eer, face it. WVU could barely hang with Marshall (a team from the MAC) for the first 3 quarters of this game. The 3-3-5 defense that you claim is “a wall” is hardly that. And you singing Diamond Rio – like gerry said – is super gay.

  4. 2007 September 9

    The Barn…..USF…….ouch

  5. 2007 September 9
    Your Mom permalink

    Diamond Rio is for fags just like WVU.

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