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Florida Haiku

I had forgotten about this Haiku that Rocky Top Talk runs during game week. Here is the link [Haiku]

I entered 5 beauties. I kept my entries pretty clean, “within community guidelines”, I may enter more. My 5 haikus:

by “ball” you mean “bawl”
coupled with cry, redundant
read your Herban & Meyer

SAT 8-9-0
With a home-school diploma
Testing bound’ries, ass

Dopers and brawlers
Thieves and shootists
Geightors and cheats

Widen your redneck
You need some Jorts
Flock towards Gunsville

what a total Geightor
arrogant pompous douchebag
you don’t impress me

8 comments on “Florida Haiku

  1. well done….i see the english department is finally up and running in knoxville

  2. Gracias

  3. Yeah…

    But apparently the math dept. ain’t so swell…

    Some of those haikus have too many syllables…

  4. Just making a square peg fit in a round hole

  5. here is some math: 993,743

    That is the number of visitors to LWS

  6. does that count the 30 times a day we are on here checking if other people commented so that we can comment back?

  7. No idea, that would be a drop in the bucket

  8. Vol fans have no teeth.
    Dudes waving orange pom-poms
    Sporting ‘Bama Bangs.

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