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Message to Herban Meyer: Jorts are blue you arrogant f#@!

Herban Meyer is asking that all Gator Fans wear blue on Saturday [GatorSports].

Gators, are you mullets so dense that you don’t know that this Ohio Yankee is making fun of you? Does he believe that the Mullet Nation doesn’t know their primary colors? Its almost like he thinks most of you scored an 890 on your SAT or an 8 on the Wonderlic.

Just wear what you always wear: Denim Jeans Shorts, jorts. Jorts display pride in your school; cool, comfy, durable and they are blue.

This plea from Herban hits the target perfectly. Jorts are great items and are the positive images that attract the types of fans Florida must have to maintain national attention and prominence. Look at the class, character, tradition and history of Gator Nation in the picture below. Jorts are there for all to see and admire.

21 comments on “Message to Herban Meyer: Jorts are blue you arrogant f#@!

  1. That chick looks like she might be sporting some denim cut offs herself. hard to tell. I need a (much) closer look.

  2. good call prothro….she appears to be an f$u fan as well…tallahassee isn’t immune to the jort either.

    that said, i need a much closer look at her too….for other reasons

  3. Alright Jai — you grundle grazer, its so on. Jorts have become to you what the UGA loss is to Eer. Tired. Post forthcoming — you shit toucher.

  4. I was only trying to help

  5. “Our jorts will block out the sun!!”

  6. Tebow knows…

    http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20070911/COLUMNISTS/709110326/1044/GATORS01

    You Vols are fucked…

    Timmy might hate the Vols like Stevie hates the Dawgs…

  7. I don’t have a dog in this fight, but can Timmy even spell V-O-L-S?

    He just doesn’t seem very bright

  8. Sure he can…

    He saw it above the facemasks of the entire Vol defense that tried to tackle him last year as he ran them over…

  9. dude, here comes that awkward silence when the kid who doesn’t belong in the grown people’s conversation speaks up at the thanksgiving dinner table. Go back to the little table with the little chairs and plastic silverware and your smelly cousins

  10. AngryEer,know your role and shut your mouth. If I were you, I would be trying to improve that pass defense before Louisville or USF comes to town or you guys will be going to Florida…to play in the annual Toyota Gator Bowl. Just make sure you post about your favorite Waffle House location there…

  11. J, fucking Gold,

    Joel, I hope you have some silver polish, that was 2nd place amigo

  12. Pretty sweet J’mutha fucker, “plastic silverware” doesn’t make sense. It is illogical. Like the BE’s record against the SEC.

  13. that boy spanking, is wearing jorts, therefore he must be a Gate

  14. “Jorts have become to you what the UGA loss is to Eer. Tired.”

    You’re right on, T-KGB!

  15. LL, right on brother!!! Piggly Wiggly’s forever

  16. It actually appears that Tennessee is the founding home of the Piggly Wiggly and still holds residence for 40 stores…

    Meanwhile, Florida only has 10 stores mostly situated in the Panhandle….

    http://www.pigglywiggly.com/cgi-bin/customize?storelocations.html

  17. Tebleaux:I realized after that game it wasn’t the right place for me. I didn’t get a feel for it or the coaches.”

    Know why?

    His Gators lost.

  18. Exactly, Tyrone…

    Like I said…

    Timmy hates the Vols like Stevie hates the Dawgs…

    The Vols are about to become his bitch…

  19. What are the odds that Timbo develops a hookslide on Saturday?

  20. Tyrone

    he ain’t smart enough. I wish we had someone that would make him hookslide.

    Al Wilson is sorely needed

  21. I don’t know ‘Eer I mean does Pat White really strike you as a bright guy?!

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