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SEC Powerpoll

  1. LSU – Easy choice. The tough task is keeping Les Miles mentally occupied and away from the actual Xs and Os. Do that Corndogs and LSU will be champions of something
  2. UF – Like LSU, is coached by another “Deer in the Headlights” aficionado. If the Gates had a D that played like their QB “Timmy” from South Park….
  3. USC – UGA’s lack of depth made the Cocks look champs. Click-Clack motherfucker, Spurrier is still the biggest douche in college football. I am glad he is back from the NFL.
  4. UT – Ainge looks like the 2nd coming of Peyton, without the supporting cast. Fulmer coaches to lose and DC Chavis appears to be dead above the shoulders.
  5. Arkansas – When they spank some Bammeroid ass, they should move up to 3 or 4.
  6. UK – These dookies will move up after Tubby Smith and Woodson expose Louisville even more than MTSU did…
  7. UGA – Only field goals? I guess Richt is thinking about FSU and Diddy’s job. What is that,6 or 8 straight SEC losses? Maybe they can seek “redemption” by winning a pre-new years bowl game from a Big East team…GATA
  8. Bammeroids -Saban got lucky when Vandy’s QB Nickson, got hurt. I read that Bammeroids defense was “speedy”. Fuck yes they were. They were playing Vandy so yippurs, they were speedy.
  9. Barn – At a minimum Tubberville should apologize to the rest of the Conference (except for the Mississippi schools) for losing to a Big East team. I am so disappointed in the Barn that I might pull for Florida when the Barn plays them later in the season.
  10. Vandy – I really thought they would beat the Bammeroids. I think the season will suck the rest of the way.
  11. MSU – Croom’s doom. Winston Churchill rally speech
  12. Ole Miss – Orgeron, Jerrell Powe and Brent Schaffer. What else can I say?

22 comments on “SEC Powerpoll

  1. Interesting. 1 and 2 are a the only given this season. I would give Bama a little more credit. Luck wasn’t a factor at all in the Vandy game. :)

  2. If Bama beats Arkansas, then I won’t think that Vandy was a fluke

  3. It appears I’m the sole UGA guy here. UGA has lost 5 straight SEC East games since last season. There was that UGA abuse of Auburn in Auburn last season that split up the overall consecutive SEC losses.

    ’06
    L- UT
    L- Vandy
    L- UF
    L- UK
    W- Auburn

    ’07
    L- South Carolina

    Just watch this be a year where UGA loses 5 games, but beats UF.

  4. Doubtful, John…

    Given the curent trend in the series…

    UGA isn’t due to win again for at least 6-7 years…

  5. I haven’t looked at this site in a while; while mildly amusing in the off season there has been no need to look at it when there is real football content out there. Reading your blog poll reminded me what a douche bag you were. Congratulations, you actually have the rare ability to make other people dumber; in your case by them reading your tired, rehashed, ignorant garbage. And garbage it is. Do us all a favor and stop using air that normal people could breath… Jackass.

  6. it’s sad that the West is THAT much weaker than the rest of the conference. It used to be pretty staggered, except the Mississippi schools were better than Vandy and Kentucky.

  7. @5 I don’t suppose that Bama being so low got your classy and traditional neck ire up? Colin Cowherd actually referred to you people as “Bammers” today….

  8. #5- And by real football content you mean folks that blow smoke for the home team fanbase or the ESPN’ers who report nationally and have no clue on the details of teams outside the top 3.

    Yeah, if I were you, I’d stay as far away as possible to the water cooler talk here. It’s way to honest and politically incorrect for your taste. We are to political correctness what Nick Saban is to ethical conduct as a football coach.

  9. Yeah, I feel real confident about Jai judging my class.Your from Chattanooga; don’t refer to anyone else as a “neck”. Who is Colin Cowheard? I said real football content. I just don’t get the point of the whole thing: Florida owns TN and will again this weekend and all you can do is make the same tired joke about Herban and guns. It’s just not fun. Come up with something new. The Alabama coach watch last year was funny. Come on, try a little bit.When you do the same things over and over it just gets boring. You have UT 4th and talk about how bad they suck except for Ainge. It’s just not realistic. I think you have Alabama in the right place given what they have/have not done. But UT is in the tank. 4th? Com’ on. It’s just no fun to beat some one when all they do is talk nonsense after the fact as I am sure you do/will do. Jon, who pulled your chain? It’s about as honest and politically incorrect as a KKK rally. UGA doesn’t need to tell anyone about ethics.

  10. #9 you bammeroids are almost an extinct species. You come out from under the trailers when you are whipping up in 1-AA schools.

    That coaching search last winter was fucking funny. Saban was the 3rd or 4th choice, and you arrogant fucks think he walks on water.

    Don’t even think of busting on WVU, you roids were spanking your monkies really fast when you wanted Coach Rod.

    Bear is dead. Oh, what is Fulmer’s record against Alabama? I am a BE fan, and I even I know that Fulmer owns Bama. In fact, how many times has Auburn whipped your ass? Thumbs?

    Who is this Logan Young fella that they talk about all of the time?

  11. “It’s about as honest and politically incorrect as a KKK rally.”
    - cmfl

    Never been, so wouldn’t know. I hear there ain’t no party like a Florida KKK party ’cause a Florida KKK party don’t stop.

    So you’re labeling this as a racist blog? Hm. That doesn’t make since, but, whatever. UGA’s motorscooter activities isn’t quite the same as UF’s dope and gunplay, but who’s counting anyway? And if you’re talking about Jim Harrick, uh he was fired for the crap he did. Good luck with trying to deface Mark Richt.

  12. I don’t think it is racist at all, it just has similarities to a supremest group; only its side matters, it always thinks it right, it will not entertain any other ideas, will never admit that its way of thinking might have a flaw, and ridicules any body that thinks differently. I think Richt is a good guy and a good coach and I can safely say that and still not want UGA to win, except when they play UT or FL or AU. I don’t come here for political correctness, I come here to be entertained. Seeing the same post with a different heading is not entertaining. I will give credit on the Florida Poon thing, that is pretty good. Donahue’s stuff is good too. Jai/Angry Eer is the same tired shit over and over. I get it: Alabama fans are arrogant, Coach Bryant is dead; of course so is Logan Young and who really gives a shit about that anymore but you. It’s as irrelevant as West Fucking Virgina and Fulmer after this year. I’m challenging you to come up with something creative. Every school in the SEC, except Vandy has a large contingent of fans living in trailers. Come up with something new.

  13. @12 you remind of curdled milk, sour. Do you have a black cloud over your head?

  14. Only when I read crap

  15. how can you distinguish the alabama pre-manufactured home dweller from the rest of their SEC brethren? that’s easy…they’re the ones with national merit scholarships stapled to their paneling in the family room. oops…i’m a multi-syllabic bama fan. how the hell did i stumble into this vacuous excuse for dialog?

    hate to break it to you keyboard commandos but college football is a business (insert ad hominem attack here) or, as they say in red stick, “bidnez” . your pathetic pollyanna whining about loyalty is beneath absurd. do you still believe the game is played for mom, apple pie, and the girl next door? grow up…

    they used to wear leather helmets…those dyas are also gone. in the real world the NCAA would admit the situation and pay the players a stipend, but that’s a side issue.

    as for the LSU fans who are still bitchin about saban’s lack of supposed “loyalty”, i seem to remember them chanting “HELP MAC PACK” while charlie mclendon was coaching them to winning seasons. but i guess those fans were just an anomoly…a slight dent in the fender of the short bus for the ironically challenged.

    don’t make me come back here to grade your homework again…

  16. Why do BE fans post here?

    Penis Envy.

  17. wtf you guys are trying to start some weird shit on a sports blog…

    Why does this blog exist? to make people laugh, but mostly to get people to come here and read it… Are there people still coming here and laughing? Yes… Doesn’t that mean that the people who contribute to their blog are doing their job? Perhaps…

    Cmfl, you sound like the Arkansas fans that get pissed when we choose not to pass a lot in a game when we have Darren McFadden running the ball over nearly every defense we face.

    In the time I’ve been here there has been quite a bit of variety in making fun of other schools. Jorts, Interview with Tennessee’s coordinator of some sort, making fun of Alabama and Tennessee and South Carolina and Florida for their treatment of their convict… err.. Student Athletes who get into trouble. Darren McFadden’s Car.

    If you take all of the fans of the SEC and make fun of them, the funniest thing about each fan is damned sure to come out and for Bama it is mostly the fact that they have all that damn tradition, but can’t seem to make it back to the top. Looks like ND and Mich are starting to join ya’ll down in Tuscaloosa.

  18. We Bammers are serious weird. I t might be from getting caught with their hand in the cookie har to many times. If Nick leaves, I am praying that the football gods send us another coach named “Mike”

    I mean who listens to Cowherd anyway? He is just some ESPN Radio Jock that broadcasts in the middle of the morning. I am sure that is not considered “prime time”. So when he said “Bammers” nobody around the world heard him.

    If Saban was a tool he would be a toilet brush because he has cleaned that team up and made them good. he is like the best tool ever! rtr!

  19. peedant

    you are clearly an aubie. please go away

  20. “Fulmer coaches to lose”

    Leave em the hell alone, damnit. He is our battle captain.

  21. “ears”?? the least neccessary of the senses involved in blogging. perfect.

    i’m not sure why your pathetic powers of perception would lead you to label me as an AU fan. i’m guessing it’s because you have problems remaining in your own skin. you’re a vacuous poser and liar, therefore everyone is??

    does your mom know you’re posting on the internets tubes?

  22. vacuous? Get out your thesaurus Barner and use another word, that is twice you done mentioned it. You aggies are redundant

    you dang aubren fans are losers. why can us not leave us alone? you are making fun of us and it hurts my feelings and the rest of my friends. and yes we have mullets and i would appreciate you not pokin fun at us for that too.

    you bama haters should go find a life somewhere else. go enjoy your good season and our utter suckyness You Peedant are making fun of the tide. i cant believe yall have stooped this low. thats embarrassing. we here at “mullet nation” as u call it, would never ever poke fun at aubren. so why don’t you grow up?

    dont yall know what it means to be a “tide” fan? there is a lot of pride in pullin for the tide. do you not know how many nationall championships we have won?

    bama is rich with tradition, just like army and brwon and yale and cornell. they got tradition too like us. everybody should respect us for who we are.

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