Okay, the UT medical staff has come up with some doozies over the years. Like totally missing Ced Houston’s thyroid problems a few years back. Or not giving Travis Henry several hundred Magnums in an effort to curb his procreatic goal of making Shawn Kemp look like a celibate Trappist monk. But this one could take the cake.According to reports, the second coming of football, the man who patiently bides his time riding the pine until Momma C’s voodoo hoodoo works on young Erik Ainge, Jonathan “Straight Outta” Crompton is questionable for the Florida game, because (drumroll, please), he has a leg infection.Honestly, how does one get a leg infection? Is it from shaving your legs with a rusty razor? Seriously, bro, get some Nair or go to a spa and get that shit manscaped.  Maybe do a “Power T” above your junk. And while you’re at it, do something about your pending unibrow, so you don’t look like an inner-city Subway Sandwich Artist, even though that apparently hasn’t kept you from hooking up with some h-h-h-h-hottie on campus (btw, has she met your momma yet? If not, stop by McMillin’s on the strip and get her a Kevlar Orange Gameday vest. And make her sleep in it).