Gators have become their own kind of douche
Timing is everything. Timing is like Ryan Karl’s helmet meeting Andre Caldwell’s right leg in 2005, great timing right Timmy Tebow?
So when the Hot Chicks with Douchebags Blog posted “the Gator” douchebag [hcwdb] earlier this month I could not believe the timing.
Since we’re going with an orange theme today, meet The Gator .
Orange like Gatorade.
Skin leathery like an alligator.
The Gator’s shiny schlong-n-balls mark of the ‘bag on his forehead confirms what should already be patently obvious.
We are in the presence of uber-douche.
The Gator has no need for hand gestures or bling. No 10 Degree Hat Tilt. No popped collar.
He is a tidal wave of sheer douche psyche. His eyes summon the spirits of global choadbaggery. His greased Khan-like chest overacts like a douched out Shatner.
Behold! The power of scrote.
Each of the following douches are real Gator Douchebag fans. If I have omitted a Gator, please forgive me.
Check the pink semi-popping collar. This Gate is completed with Fulmer’s ass-sweat on his wide forehead.
Top Gun Gate. Does he go guns or missiles?
Some Gate Douches have small packages. The one on the left has a wiener landing strip on his chin
The Gator Leadership Committee. The Gator Douche on the right looks mildly retarded. Penis landing strip on his lip/ Check out String Bean lounging in the background, not really a leader, not part of the group…
A break from the gay Gator Douches. A more traditional pic. See the jorts?
A marginal chick with her tongue wagging. She is drinking Bud Light, bet she will be pooping green tebows in the morning.
Swami Gator with Timmy. Swami says, ” I am NAMBLA lets get it on!!!”
Crazy Gator Lady. See the dude in jorts? this was a Gate practice. Classy
Click Clack, Blake Mitchell on the left, Tribal Tat. He plays for the OBC. Douchebag once removed.
Cletus Van Damme Gator, his junk is in the air, tongue out. He creates his jorts by ripping them apart while he is wearing them
Beads? Landing strips? What’s going on in Gainesville?
No caption required
Panhandle Mullet, we were thankful too. #12 was a”waif”
JaxBo kicking it at the Lamplighter Trailer Park
A Gator Trifecta is in effect in this well-used but always classic photo.
A wistful Gate. Is he recalling UT’s Ryan Karl snapping UF’s Caldwell’s femur?
Latin Kings? MS-13? Huffing paint and stink fingers. Is that String Bean in the back again? Flashing some “sign”?
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Gator Douches, to fucking funny
Damn, Jai…
Whoever you got to photoshop all the UT gear off those Vols and reconstruct them in UF gear deserves a fat paycheck…
Cuz it almost looks real…
we got some photoshop wizards here. But I sharted when I saw that Hot Chicks with Douches. That was some funny shit
Yeah, those two clowns are pretty effed up…
Figuring the blond with muscle man has an IQ less than Leak…
dude, I cannot wait to get up there and get photographic evidence. You all have 107,000 chances for me to get something. What I don’t get is where do the hot chicks come from with dads that look like the guys I see attending the ut games..oh, that’s right. They get beat by uf guys, then trick the average ut fan into raising the little bastards
that site is funny as eff and that guy with the cock an balls reflection is a ginormous d-bag
like eer
This post was the reason for the early apology
Thanks for the tits!
nice work….i’m still laughing at the guy with the nat light 12 pack….looking like kerwin bell ala 1984
That red headed kid is all over the internet
Ahh, we all have our crosses to bear. For us Gators — its the numerous frats we have throughout our campus and the endless parade of choad scrotes excreted from them every year. Its a phenomenon of nature, or maybe a tragedy, how these guys get laid — and by such supple, goddess looking cum catchers. Man, the porer of a popped collar and orange skin.
Muscle dude looks like he’s tryin to keep a beer can diameter turd pushed in…
some of those other pics are scary
Lamplighter Trailer Park. Jaxbo. Gold, pure gold.
I liked “Wistful Gator” and I thought that Swami/NAMBLA was sweet
that dude should get a deeper v neck.
Lets get it on, Swami!
and I thought this site was dead
Yeah, it looks dead dickweed.
Is that really you with Tebow, Swami? Did you get some of his DNA?
The muscle guy represents everything that is terrible about Florida and Floridians. His pictures should be considered diamonds in the rough and held high for all to see so that no one might mistake Florida for being an acceptable state.