Ragamuffin Chris Leak to tryout for the AAFL (snicker)
2007 September 13
(President Bush asks: WTF?? Are you speaking English? You scored 8?)
This is likely the last time we will mention old “How did I score 8 on the Wonder-Leak” on this blog. I wanted to refer to Leak as a “waif”, but someone else did that on another website.
Kicked to the curb so much like a 4.5 40 running, hooksliding, sharting National Champion piece of garbage by the Chicago Bears, Former Florida quarterback Chris Leak will attend an open tryout for the All American Football League [GatorSports].
Goodbye Chris Leak. We think that you will make some Mike Honcho-esque news someday.
Vote here
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I remember when Leak scampered through the Bama D for that really long run. He looked like a scared baby deer. I knew then that Shula and Bama was done. I counted at least 7 f-bombs out of shula that day
That was the game that urbie broke out the Steve Spurrier 1966 uniforms.
everybody post your favorite chris leak memory. He was a classy tradtional kid. Just a bit slow, not so smart, i never could understand what he was saying in interviews.
People say he he hated getting hit. I think he realized how important he was to the game of football, not just the Gators.
The Mike Honcho comparison was spot on
Now I know why you were apologizing. That’s okay, his brother didn’t get a fair shake at Tenn either, must run in the family
Ladies and Gentleman,
Rich Rodriguez is the inventor of the Spread Option. Meyer is a Ali Baba
Am I the only one who just hopped on the Maryland bandwagon for tonight’s game???
Leak reminds me of Tiger Woods…………..like a whiter, stupider Tiger Woods.
So, is the AAFL more demeaning than the CFL? I’ll hang up and listen to your answer.
Not that i’m saying Tiger is stupid…….but if he was really stupid and more of a cracker, he’d be Chris Leak.
Shit, forgot to hang up. I’m hanging up now.
uh oh. looks like wvu is reaching the difficult part of their schedule. We all know the true test comes next week when you play (directional) carolina. You’re the #4 ranked team in the country and the TCU / Air Force game starts after you? On a thursday? I thought it was just the SEC that didn’t take you all seriously
and espn.com still hasn’t updated your scedule or scores..don’t see that for anyone else..
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=277
Eer…
I thought we went over this the other day…
Rich Rod did nothing but change the name of Glenn Ellison’s Run and Shoot…
Which has been around since the late 1950’s…
It’s nothing new…
just helped you out and sent them the link to update. hope they’re fast about it when maryland shuts down the vaunted run. your welcome.
I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Swami and Jaxbo are homo’s. Thanks.
I should live blog this game so I can taunt all of you
This is great for the AAFL to get some new talent that has a voice. Chris Leak will fit perfect in the Shane Matthew’s Scheme, a new breed quarterback with an great vetran behind him. Team Florida will be champs of the AAFL in the first year of the league. Chris Leak, Eric Crouch, John Navarre, Charles Rogers, Eli Williams these individuals deserve another chance to play to prove to fans that they still can play this game and they love it. Spring 2008 coming near you first game in the swamp April 12th, 2008 get your popcorn ready!
which is more shameful? AAFL or CFL? Playing for Shane Mathews?
Who was the florida coach that had all of the NCAA violations? pell or hall?
JaxBo and Swami’s photo’s are posted in the douche-Gator thread
Pell had “some of the most grievous infractions ever seen” according to the NCAA…
God bless him…
Like Ears said earlier: Doing the Lord’s work