We can’t find the video of Ryan Karl breaking Caldwell’s femur. So this decleation video will have to suffice. I personally don’t have a problem watching it over and over.
With the dirty Gator Nation, under the “leadership” of Herban Meyer, poised to sweep in beat Tennessee, a small band of 70 Tennessee warriors – under the command of their Battle Captain Phillip Fulmer – must hold the their small patch of Jortsville inside the best place ever to take a dump, The Swamp. It will be obvious to everybody in the stadium and national TV that the Vols will dominate the Gators in all phases of the game, but the Refs will take another one away from us.
Herban is looking for submission. Submission? Well that’s gonna be a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it that the Bammeroids and Noles have also refused to submit to the Gators, and if those cheaters and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve…
This will be Tennessee’s last stand to show the world their extraordinarily valor and great sacrifice against tremendous odds which united all of SEC to defeat the Gator cheaters. Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For Saturday afternoon, we dine in hell!
At least we know that Rex Grossman’s game as not evolved. Still making shitty decisions, small hands, tons of snapping pussies in his mind and hanging his receivers out to dry.
I wonder if Custer made a similar speech..by repeating these stereotypes, won’t it only make it worse to lose to a bunch of jort wearing, mullet sporting hillbillies? And don’t tell me you won’t be trying to get a piece if your in town wearing your rediculously loud orange shirts, glasses with croakies attached, penny loafers with no socks, with your girl sipping that boone’s farm admiring all the black guys she secretly wants to sleep with
Rumor has it Rex didn’t really care for Kelvin too much…
Guess this video proves it…
Real Vols wear Crocs
How have I not seen this before. Nasty.
can we have a forum where we can post pictures of the talent, and it has to be actual talent that we know, not just some random porn star wearing a shirt. This will give those in a attendence a more accurate view of coeds at whichever university
I do not know why you try to rile your betters. We always make you appear as you are-inbred and inferior. Your Sunday morning is going to be the same as it is every year around this time-you wake up, roll off your cousin, brush your tooth and then slowly realize your season is over. Sad when you think about it.
@6, I would think that an attorney could be more clever, Jim.
@7, I’ll admit I relied heavily on time tested cliches.
I know two things to be certain in life. Girls smell good and the Gators beat the Vols. Time for Fulmer to kick rocks. He isn’t getting it done.