New Most Hated Team Ever: Alabama
As if we needed another reason to want to kick this cheating, lying, cocky, self-absorbed bag of dicks in the face – he gives us another one. Accenting the glorious canvas that is the Interweb with the beauty and majesty that is SEC Poon might be one of the greatest single deeds ever done – seriously, ever. As we mentioned here, the wonders of SEC Poon are too great to only be seen by the eyes of football fans one day per week. We need Poon every day. The beauty of our co-eds is unmatched — and the noble sirs that so bravely give us this daily bread have somehow been strong armed by the most despicable and loathsome man to ever walk onto a football field. If you’re a ‘Bamers – fuck off and die — all of you along with your washed-up school. Your team has now become the most hated team in the SEC – the world, even. Rise up fellow SECers, Satan shall not prevail. As the great drunk and Poon lover Winston Churchill once said : “Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties and so bear ourselves that, if the SEC and its Poon shall last for a thousand years, men will still say, ‘This was their finest hour. ‘” I know I can say this with great confidence — “Whoooooo — Pig — Suey!!!!! We are all Hogs fans on the morrow.
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Coach Croom quoted Churchill before the Corndog game. It did no good
your hatred smells like fear.
And your upper lip smells like my ass.
“Buds”
You should do the rest of the world a favor and shoot yourself in the head.
Now back to your mom. So will it be just South Carolina or the entire SEC East that gets her sloppy seconds when she’s done the the 1st and 2nd squad from Bama? What a slut.
Your Mom — are you for real? What grade are you in, dood? Fucking inbred. And who would want to fuck my mom — she’s old, wrinkly and crazy? But I bet my dad could beat up your dad. Don’t tell me your a ‘Bamer. Ha, things just keep getting worse for you.
tkgb,
you question the maturity of someone’s comeback in the same post that you throw out this gem???
“And your upper lip smells like my ass.”
are YOU for real??
T KGB is Tebeaux scary real
The Bahr was for real, but he’s with Jesus now.
Fucking inbred.
That’s original.
I was serious about this:
You should do the rest of the world a favor and shoot yourself in the head.
I apologize for using words that might surpass your IQ level. Please take my advice and commit suicide, this whole typing this is really ruining your life. I’m sorry you got mad at Saban for blowing his load in your mouth.
“Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties and so [b]bear[/b] ourselves that, if the SEC and its Poon shall last for a thousand years, men will still say, ‘This was their finest hour.
You said/typed “bear”…you sir, should be ashamed. Do 10 Hail Urban’s and cry in the morning.
Bad news Bammers. Bear isn’t here
“Bad news Bammers. Bear isn’t here”
Did you reincarnate him into Saban?
Today, we are all Razorbacks.
I want to see a pig screen
It’s great to be a hog fan. Were is Louisville now? Saban just busted another load in your mouth. Take it.
Either way that game went the losing team would have this to say “we just gave them the game”
I wish Saban had gone for it on the first fucking 4th down in the 4th quarter. I wish a lot of things… Best game of the week by FAR.
Barn loses, Gates win, and Bammer wins… I am going to finish drinking myself into a coma. Good night all.
At least KY won. HIGH FIVE BIG EAST HOMERS!!!
Taco Bell: Congradulations on the win tonight….wait….
Buds: So at what time was Saban supposed to loose? Just curious. Maybe a little more research next time, a little less running of your man-pleaser.