3 weeks through the college football season, all of my hopes have been crushed. We were humiliated by Cal in the first game of the season then buttfucked by Florida two weeks later in the worst loss by Tennessee since 1981. I have no fucking idea what I was thinking coming into this season. Tennessee obviously lost a whole lot of talent from last year’s super fucking bad ass world-beater 9-4 squad (2nd in the East motherfuckers), but getting pooped on by both Cal and Florida? I did not see that one coming. I have slowly come to the realization (is 3 weeks slow?) that our coaches are fucking idiots. Unwillingness to adapt and adjust? How did that work out for the fucking dinosaurs? Which is what Tennessee’s coaching staff is… poopheads. Coming into this season it was obvious that Tennessee would have to rely on a load of young talent. What does our brilliant brain trust say to that? “Fuck that. I keeps it real. Jarod Parrish, motherfuckers.” What do they do with our uber talented battering ram JUCO safety? Bury him on the fucking depth chart at linebacker. The motherfucking Tennessee coaching staff is playing with my emotions. They do not realize that every fucking time they make a change, being the anal retentive, overachiever, perfectionist that I am, I have to make the corresponding change on fucking NCAA Football 2008. I have fucking defensive ends playing running back and offensive linemen at wide receiver. Fucking shockingly, Nevin McKenzie (battering ram safety) actually retained his 82 overall rating when I moved him to linebacker. That fucking blew my mind. Back to the point, our coaching staff will not play the best talent on the team. Phuckup Fulmer consistently states that “talent will supercede experience”… is that some sort of sick fucking joke? Talent has never passed up experience at Tennessee. If you are the worst fucking player on the team and you are a senior… guess what? You’re fucking starting no matter how much of a no talent assclown you are. Jarod Parrish has fucking 86 speed. How can he even be considered a viable option for safety? It is mind boggling. The personnel changes and management seem to be atrocious at Tennessee. Why the fuck do freshman receivers need to learn the entire fucking playbook and every receiver position just to get in the rotation? Fucking send them deep every few plays, let them run a 5 yard curl… they don’t need to know the fucking blocking schemes. In summary, I am fucking fed up with Tennessee’s coaching staff and if they do not beat the fuck out of Arkansas State this evening, I am taking a shit on someone’s porch. Ryan Karl has fucking 76 speed. Motherfucker.