Things started to return to normal in the SEC this past weekend. Bahr is still dead, and Saban is not the Second Coming, the moral victory champions of both divisions were able to notch one more moral victory for each program, the Vawls didn’t loose (but didn’t look impressive either), and the Barn got back on track but didn’t win the way a dominant SEC team should have against NMSU. The only WTF? left in the SEC is UK.
S. Car/LSU – Did anyone else see Les Miles’ face after the fake FG pitch for a TD? He looked like a 5 year old after he beats his dad at a game of checkers. S.S. should be ashamed. The Old Ball Sack was overheard after the game saying, “moral victories do count, bitch!” Lou Holtz showed that he needs to report to the old-folks home quick-fast by saying SC “dominated” LSU the entire game.
UAT/UGA – Back to reality bitches, GATA!
UF/Ole Most – Orgeron is taking advantage of the opportunity this year to turn more moral victories into another contract extension. This game can best be looked at how the US Army has difficulty dealing with an insurgency. The Geightors (US Army) were clearly the better team, but the unorthodox, and at times retarded, play calling by The 0 (al-Sadr) kept Herban and the 21st Century Sooners off balance. Look at the deadness behind The 0’s and al Sadr’s eyes. There is no way in hell these two aren’t related.
But in the end, the better team won. No Jerrell Powe cameo at the game, and it ruined all I was looking forward to in this game. Also, there were multiple reported sightings of jorts in the Grove. Thanks, Gates.
Vawls/Arkansas St. – UT could have won by 200 and it still wouldn’t stop the cries for Fulmer’s head, and giving up 27 points to Arkansas State won’t help either. The Vawl Nation get to bitch and moan for two more weeks until Fulmer gets a real opportunity to tell his haters to kiss his fat Krispy Kreme filled ass with a win over UGA, or to have his fate sealed with a loss to UGA. Should be an interesting two more weeks on Rocky Top…
Barn/NMSU – Has anyone ever been to Las Cruces, New Mexico? Don’t go. Just thinking about that shithole of a town almost makes me feel sorry for Hal Mumme. The mood on the Plains was described as “very somber” to me before the game. Mumme’s return to SEC country went as expected, with the Aggies chunking the ball often against Auburn’s pitiful secondary. After actually falling behind NMSU 20-14, Auburn reeled off 41 unanswered. Coach Mumme, get your ass back on the bus and return to football hell. You are not SEC caliber. On a side note, the worst rip off of the Boise State marriage proposal happened after the game when some Auburn D-lineman proposed to his girlfriend. Word on the street is he was planning on popping the question after the USF game and then after the Mississippi State game, but for some reason the moment just didn’t feel right after both games.
Mississippi State/Gardner-Webb – Not even Mississippi State could mess this one up. Dixon could be the most underrated RB in the SEC. He would have killer numbers if he had an O-line and if State had a passing game, but they don’t. Also, I wish my boy could see some carries. I want to see him rocking the Deuce.
Cousin Fuckers/Border Trash – Everyone who didn’t know Andre Woodson was a good QB got an earful about it before the season started. My thoughts until this weekend: but he still plays for UK. After this game all I have to say is that dude is a beast. No letdown for the Mildcats after the win over Da Ville (which now doesn’t look as impressive as it did last week. Syrapuke? WTF, over?). Felix Jones and possibly the best RB in SEC history not named Herschel or Bo couldn’t fix the fact they are coached by a mental midget.
Las Cruces? If I could, I would retire there. I lived there for 18 months
The best was the halftime interview. Saban complains about the 4th and 1 call by Major “Ginger” Applewhite. “We should have run behind #71″.
The play-calling by Mullen on Saturday was just weird. Very different as opposed to the Tennessee game a week ago. Tebow having 25+ carries is just dumb. Moore is a good RB. They should have given the ball to him to grind it out.
Call me crazy, but the game at UK the week before the Cocktail Party worries me a little.
Las Cruces sucks. Its too close to El Paso and too far from SEC country. No way I could live there. On the flip side, it is a college town and has a good Taco Bell, which is more than this town has going for it.
I was going to write about the Bammer game but I thought that picture did a great job summing up the game.
Mookie and The 0 could be twins.
UK should worry you, but only if you have a defense that can’t stop the run or the pass.
I don’t think Andre looked that good. The worst thing I saw was his inconsistency at handing off to runners. There were several times when I thought he and the running backs looked like they were just bumping into each other. That’s what caused the safety.
My question is why were there RBs in the backfield? go 5 wide and let Woodson play sandlot style on that ass.
No RBs means no hand-offs to worry about.
What? No report on the hot boy/boy action on the UF sidelines?
Dude, I was linking that for tomorrow.
Yikes! Never mind.
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