1: LSU-They just keep rolling along. Lester used some of the Old Ball Coach’s own douchebaggery on the Old Ball Coach. Les Miles child-like facial expression of glee after the trick play was gold.
2: Florida-Old Bat-Shit Crazy Orgeron was playing chess with Herban, and should have won. Homecooking refs away from home, sweet!!!
3: Georgia-Richt won the battle for the best hair in the SEC over Saban, anyone notice the frosted tips in Richt’s hair??? I did!!!! GATA
4. South Carolina-Just an all around shitty week. Les Miles outsmarts the Old Ball Coach and one of he Brinkley kids got hurt. I think that the Miles part stings the most.
5: Alabama-Are they paying too much money for a coach? At $4 million, one loss is unacceptable. Saban’s usually perfect feathered angel winged banks, looked cooked like a T-Town meth lab (without the precursors). Gerry? Do I need to submit a definition to the Urban Dictionary for “Bammeroid”?
6: Kentucky-Biggest back to back wins program’s history. Randy Sanders looks like a damn QB genius. Was he Fulmer’s fall guy?
7: Arkansas-Tough loss last week. Toss up with UT over who sucks worse.
8: Tennessee-Phillip Fulmer is fighting for his job the rest of the season. The defense sucks.
9: Vanderbilt-off
10: Mississippi St-Who gets Croomed next?
11: Auburn-What is wrong in Auburn. I really was worried that NMSU would scare them
12: Ole Miss-A ray of hope as the nation crossed their fingers for an Ole Miss win over Florida. Just a little short.
For the 2nd straight week, a different Tennessee fan on here writes something basically complaining that Florida gets favors from the refs. Yet, they ignore the fact that Florida is the most penalized team in the SEC.
a) i’m flattered (and laughing my ass off) at my inclusion in the bama explanation
b) dude you can’t get meth “in” t-town…you have to travel out to the boonies
c) yes
UT/Vandy should be 8(a) and 8(b). That is going to be a good game.
@1. I didn’t watch the game, but its really only bullshit penalties in bigtime situations… i.e. Double Pass Interference Arkansas vs. Bama game. The truth with that is the hogs only wanna play 3 quarters.
I think South Carolina still belongs in front of UGA, but it just seems wrong to have them at #3 in the SEC. I think if you’re going to have Power Rankings you have to put Arkansas over both Bama and Kentucky… It’s obvious the hogs overPOWERed both teams, they just lost.
The hogs offense is like He-Man “I HAVE THE POWER”, but the Hogs Defense is like Orko.
Who is man enough for UGA????
bigfootfool:
A lot of holdings and false starts most of the time. All in all, it’s just UF shooting themselves in the foot.
bigfootfool
The He-Man Hogs only scored one offensive touchdown against UK. That IS powerful.
LL: yeah, those sound better than having a team on 3rd down and 4 and going offsides to give them the 1st. I think we did that 3 times for Kentucky
yessir: I choose to look at stats that matter like total yards and *Hey look over there it’s a three headed Monkey!*