The Zookification of Houston Nutt September 25, 2007
Posted by Jai Eugene in Houston Nutt.trackback
I think that the Arkansas fans are embarrassed by Houston Nutt and the Arkansas’ gridiron performance.
Incredibly, Hog fans have leased an airplane to tow banners over tailgate areas and the stadium. I am told that the airplane and banner are bought and paid for already (Donations can be sent to paypal.com: zooknutt@yahoo.com). Interview with the planner [hogblogger]
A source that is NOT a “Nutthugger”, “Nutter” or a “Huggie” tells me that the first banner will read:
PLAYERS & FANS DESERVE BETTER - FIRE NUTT!
It WILL FLY this weekend against N. Texas (Weather and wind permitting). Look for it a little over an hour before the game starts (4:45ish) 2:30pm. [more info on the flights here]
This is some sweet shit. Let us know how it goes. We may know another SEC coach that needs a nudge out the door.
(Double click for a better view, pic by our own Ty Shock)
Sure the Hog fans have been branded by ESPN and the liberal left-wing drive-by media as a meddling, obsessive fan base that runs polls, files suits, and FOIAs the hell out of anybody in the athletic department that irritates them. I say that these people are patriots. Hogs sleep safe in their beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do their program harm.
It is our view that by providing a positive, wholesome portrayal of the events surrounding the Arkansas program will undermine the attempts of jealous fans, opposing conference coaches, rogue high school players/coaches, high powered attorneys, Soccer Moms, former conference commissioners, and quite possibly the Illuminati, to bring down a program which we believe will endure as a shining example to the world as to the one thing we truly hold dear. SEC Football.
In the photo above, you can see Illuminati rep Frank Broyles’ eye, always vigilant.
Suggested alternate banners: “Why not Gus?”or “Where is Gus?” or “Wildcat?” or “Text my ass” or just a plain old Houston Nutt Fathead
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Boy that’s what’s tough.
When they do it on planes, that’s what gets at the players and the families.
Houston will be flying the plane, texting, and getting a blowjob from a news anchor all the while laughing at our dumbasses. I hope he doesn’t crash the damn thing into my pickup.
I talked to Grit about this at the Catfish Hole in our “office”. If you want to contribute to our counter-strike please let us know. No, we don’t think spray painting Dottie’s Econoline is the best idea but it’s all we got on such short notice. Sigh.
Anyone ever hear of autopilot?
This man is like Houdini . . .he has a way of surviving
You got the time wrong. It has been moved up to 1:45pm to 2:30pm Saturday.
Wow, a counter-strike? A great counter-strike would be winning the games we should be winning with the best back in the land and some QB development. Talk to Grit and Houston about that. Then get back to us. That would be one hell of a counter-strike. I wont hold my breath. I will however grin as that banner flies over The Gardens. I could find a better football coach on Monster.com.
1:45 - 2:30 huh? Oh man. That is Dottie’s nap time. You know how the old’s roll…nap just prior to the Early Bird at Luby’s. Who is going to drive the van now? Good grief we’re grounded before we got off of, well umm, the ground. Ahh skip it.
Good stuff Jai. I can always count on you guys for a laugh.
And Trey, come on buddy. Drive that van yourself. Step up!
There’s more info on the flights here:
http://razorbacktalk.com/board/index.php/topic,7880.0.html
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Houston keeps trying to get his name in the hat for other jobs. It’s either so that people will think he’ll leave and he’ll get more money or he really wants to leave. I think it might time for HIM to fly.
Let’s get Lloyd Carr! I’m tired of beating up on these 1-AA teams
It’s a waste of money and planes.
Nutt is a lame duck (substitute f for d) He’s already gone at season’s end.
oh yeah I know. new AD Jeff Long will be loved by many a razorback fan when he fires Nutt.
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The liberal left wing media?
You’re an idiot. It has nothing to do with their political persuasion (which is conservative, by the by). Are you one of the types who somehow connects everything to a liberal conspiracy?
who is the bigger idiot? Me, who makes this shit up on the fly, or you, who believes every word of bullshit that I write?