Let us define what is a Bammeroid. I plan on submitting a definition to the Urban
Dictionary that captures the essence of the Bammeroid. Here is one that I am kicking around:
The art of applying your brand spanking new Houndstooth Coozie in and around your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white patterns, due to an increased risk of staining.
From the Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, more inspiration here is an excerpt part of the interview with the Big Bammeroid Nathan Davis (pictured below) :
Loyalty to Tide cost him his first marriage.
“I bled for them.”
Yikes: “They showed a picture of Bear Bryant, and my grandfather said, ‘That’s one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth beside Jesus Christ and General Robert E. Lee.’”
Davis: “Through UA, Bear Bryant, and Van Tiffin, I have found God.”
Whatever anyone’s depiction of the definition of Bammeroid is, this guy certainly takes it to a new level.
That guy is a bigger d-bag than ‘eer. Like bear is gonna cuddle up to him at night or something. I never understand fans like this. If Saban or Bear himself came to his door and said “my house was destroyed in a tornado. I know I don’t know you, but could I crash here?” He would probably give him the master bedroom. If this guy walked up to Saban’s house or Bear when he was alive, what are the chances the same would happen?
if nathan davis is the definition of a bammeroid, the population is approximately 1. i mean say what you want about the bama nation, but even we/they don’t have multiples of that guy.
although i think if the definition of bammeroid was simply a picture of that ass clown you would more than prove your point.
At first I wondered why there wasn’t a beer in that coozie…
Then it dawned on me…
There must be bourbon mixed with that Coke…
All ‘Bamers can die. SECpoon.com is officially gone, thanks to Satan. Fuck.
That.
School.
Roll Tide The Coozie I The Best Thing On This Site
Maybe Ken Snake Stabler could sell some of those coozies to help offset his federal tax debt?