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Why not Woodson for the Heisman?


Sports Illustrated has moved Tim Tebow past Darren McFadden to #1 in the Heisman Trophy Watch. [tebow is the guy]It makes me wonder where in the blue hell is Andre Woodson?

The Bull Gator “Illuminati” is surely responsible for this Tebow “push”.  The Bull Gator is the name that refers to several groups, both real and fictitious. Most commonly it refers specifically to the  splinter faction of the Illuminati,  a purported conspiratorial organization which acts as a shadowy hand behind the throne, allegedly controlling the drive-by national liberal left wing sports media, like Rivals, Scout,  MTV, ESPN and Sports Illustrated.

Woodson has Kentucky undefeated and ranked in the top 15, hasn’t thrown an interception in his last NCAA record 295 pass attempts (and counting), has thrown 26 TDs since his last pick…

He’s led 4th quarter comebacks to beat two other Heisman contenders in successive weeks (Brohm and McFadden). Honestly, what does the guy have to do? I think Woodson means more to his team than Tebow.

13 comments on “Why not Woodson for the Heisman?

  1. I’ve been saying it and saying it…

    Nice to see you’re finally onboard, Jai…

    JMHO Tebow doesn’t win a Heosman THIS year but might win the next two…

  2. Hippie, I think you might want to re-read the post, slowly. Jai is not pro-tebow.

    I think that Tebow’s alternative lifestyle will hurt him in the long term. Does anyone know what the Good Book says about hot man on man sex? I think that it is a prohibited act and tebow will be punished.

    That Bull Gator Illuminati is an interesting theory. I believe it

  3. where’d you get the eer’s family picture from?

  4. Andre Woodson is not the secret to Kentucky’s wins… 227.25 yds/game rushing. In the win over Arkansas, Woodson had one of his worst games passing the ball.

    In the close games it’s the team that is able to successfully move the ball on the ground. Andre Woodson was the reason the Cats beat Louisville, but for everyone watching the game on Saturday, it was the O-line, Tony Dixon, Rafael Little, and Derrick Locke. Those guys couldn’t be stopped by the impotent Hog defense.
    The three of them averaged 6.2 Yds/ carry.

  5. Actually, Ears…

    I’m referring to Woodson as Jai finally getting on board…

    Which if you had been paying attention back on the thread where we were discussing Ainge vs. Woodson you would have known…

    Nice try though, jackass…

  6. Ears just got served by gatorhippy.

  7. Woodson isn’t the reason Kentucky beat Louisville. The Louisville Defense is the reason Kentucky beat Louisville.

    And besides, can that even be conisdered a “good” win right now for UK? After 0-3 Syracuse went on the road and dominated Louisville?

    With all that being said, I’ll say it again: The UF-UK game on 10/21 scares me.

  8. LL, an angry Quentin Groves should scare you. That man is the anti-Tebow.

  9. Groves is a great player. He’ll be a 1st round pick.

  10. Bah…

    If the Gators lose to LSU its because they’re looking down the rod at UK and Woodson…

  11. Damn it…

    Looking down the road at UK and Woodson…

    Damn, there’s gonna be jokes about that typo…

    I’m sure of that…

  12. “Rod” After Tebow and Joiner, that was freudian

  13. I really expected something better than that, Ears…

    The whole Tebow/Joiner scenario is getting to be a really “bandwagon” approach and a little played out…

    Try being more creative…

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