When does it stop Florida? Somebody please make them stop the criminal activity. It is getting really embarrassing [Gainesville Sun]. Caliph Herban? Caliph Barry Switzer said to tell you “Uncle”. You win the contest for the most out of control program. Caliph, you’re gonna get fired  if you don’t do something.

No arrests….yet, but read this impressive record [1%of 1%]

The standard Gainesville PD Statement was issued:

“Very clearly we do not have any suspects,” Gainesville Police spokesman Lt. Keith Kameg said Monday regarding progress on the case, as paper shredders worked overtime.

Suggested punishment from the FSU Warchant Board:

run laps
kiss tebow
toss keg
run more laps
kiss tebow again
shoot something while running laps
kiss tebows keg
skip class and play ball.
done