1. LSU — The only weakness is a gimpy Matt Damon who is not playing his best. But it won’t matter. LSU will tear through the sand laced labia of the 2 headed and 1 dimensional Florida offense.
2. UF — still the second best team, but Auburn showed how to shut down their offense. LSU is going to bury them. Bury them in sand up to their labias.
3. UK — Yeah, they have defensive issues, but their offense is so good, they can get away with giving up a lot of points.
4. USC — Still something of an unknown, but the UGA victory, Chris Smelley at QB, SOS at head coach, and a dash of parity makes me rank them 4th.
5. UGA — Talented young team that will continue to improve. I still think Mark Richt has the best coiff in the SEC.
6. UT — A couple of early losses to top teams knocked them off the radar, but this is still a dangerous team with a solid QB and a shitty defense and a coach that has puckered up starfish.
7. Auburn — Manned up against Florida. Auburn still has some weaknesses and I am not sold on Cox at QB, but their annual asswhipping of Florida proved they have not quit and are not headed for a 5-7 season.
8. Bammeroids — It might take Saban a bit longer than the uber-patient Tide faithful hoped. Sarah Jessica JPW not sharp in a bad loss to an inconsistent FSU team.
9. Arky — If not for two tough losses to Bama and UK, Arky could easily be ranked much higher. But despite Jones and McFadden, weak secondary play and quarterbacking will continue to hold this team back.
10. MSU — Tough, physical team . . . that totally lacks a quarterback. Until Sly gets himself a QB, MSU is doomed to lose any game against a team with a decent offense.
11. Vandy — Even though they seem much better than Vandy has historically been, Bobby Johnson has not done any better with wins and losses than his predecessors.
12. Ole Miss — They come out fired up and play tough for a half — but at the end of the day, this is the worst team in the SEC.
I really miss Tulane being relevant. Perhaps that’s because I was in college when Shaun King was doing his thing and they went undefeated. They will never have a good football team again….ever.
I like sand filled labia
If you thuink Tennesee is better than Auburn you are locking-up crazy.
brock, what still bothers me is that lsu didn’t have the nuts to play tulane in those glory days.
Not only does Jai display his lack of gray matter in putting UT ahead of AU but displays his usual ‘Bama obsession by making them the only team on his list with name-calling involved in their designation. Note to Jai: it is not so mundane when you a) vary your targets and b) actually come up with a clever insult.
‘Bama and all of their fans can get hit in the throat with a broken bottle of Wild Turkey. Jai — you’re doing God’s work by giving it to them every week. Fuck them and their angel-winged coach. And in case you haven’t noticed — the Gates catch far more flack than the worthless ‘Bamers. Win something meaningful this century, then your horrible fan base can talk. As far as my Gates — a win this weekend and all is forgotten. Yeah, easier said than done.
Wow – you managed to used “God’s Work” and the crudest expletive in the English language within seven words of each other.
Yep – you are a Gator fan all right.
I think Auburn should be ranked ahead of Florida, Houston.
T-KGB is a fine American, sure he is a Gate, smokes weed and lives on the westcoast.
That is OK. I bet he doesn’t shop at WalMart or eat at Shoney’s Breakfast Bar
I agree Ears. It is just the UT ranking ajhead of AU is a total joke – that’s why it deserved special ridicule.