Saban flash-’bangs’ USF and the BCS B-List Conference
“There are a significant amount of players who don’t qualify and they end up being pretty good players at some other schools,” Saban said in an interview with the Birmingham News. “I think there are six guys starting on the South Florida defense who probably would have gone to Florida or Florida State, but Florida and FSU couldn’t take them.” [NY Daily]
Well Bammeroids? Why did Nick Saban pop a flash-bang grenade on the B-List BCS Conference, the Big East? I believe he did it to distract the Crimson Nation. Interestingly enough here is my SWAG of Nick Saban’s reconnaissance by fire:
- he is on a two game losing streak
and 4.0 million a year - he got schooled by FSU OC and his former assistant Jimbo Fisher
- Mark Richt cuckolded Saban when he frosted the tips of his hair. Keeping Saban at a distant second in the race for best hair in the SEC.
- Richt (right) further feminized Saban, a known signal stealing spy, by blocking his frosting from Saban’s cheating eyes.
- ESPN and the NY Daily actually mention players that he (Bama) ‘lost’ during recruiting to USF. Bama doesn’t lose players, they ‘allow’ them to sign with other schools.
The best part of this whole PR gaffe, is watching the radical Muslims of College Football, Bammeroids, rally around Saban.
Oddly, I believe that Saban is right about this. Leavitt, Kracklefart, and Rodriguez can get upset if they want but can they deny it happens? Like Saban said, it’s good for these kids to be able to get into a school and play football but let’s not be naive.
I thought this thing with BE teams taking questionable qualifiers was common knowledge, and in fact, is one of the things BE coaches make very little pretense to denying, as they poach the hell out of southeastern states for great athletes based on precisely that. The Big East must move quickly to fill the void of the real football schools departure to the ACC. Taking marginal kids is a shortcut to success and Saban called them out.
Later in the interview, Saban confirmed that the Big East sucked and that they never
deserved a BCS automatic bid and never will. He validated Losers with Socks as an “influential” sports blog, when he referred to USF as the best of the “BCS B-List”. Then he went on to call a NY Daily reporter a “stupid crackwhore”, bitch-slapped the surprised reporter for trying to put words in his mouth and then screamed “At least I’m not 0-5 like that gordo Charlie Weis!” Then when he stormed into the hall he bowled over a small redheaded child knocking it down, on purpose, and promptly yelled at the kid until he cried and then had the kid physically thrown from the building. He was later told that the child was his offensive coordinator, Major Applewhite. Saban labeled Applewhite a ‘Ginger’ and then fired him for the 4th and short playcall selection against UGA.
Here is Cowherd’s take [podcast]. Bonus!! He takes a shot at Florida. Cowherd rocks!!
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I think if you removed “bammeroid” fromJjai’s vocabulary, he wouldn’t be able to complete a sentence – and I am an Aub.
Do you actually think that is a clever insult? You probably do actually. Clever is beyond your ken (waiting while Jai looks up “ken”).
PLEASE do something about your pitiful obsession and find a creative outlet. Enough about Saban. I am sick of jumping on every single non-event in his life.
i actually have to say this is a great story about college football.
it is awesome when sec coaches call out there counterparts and put their crappy records in perspective
@1 I think you are a Bammer in Aubie clothing. Please stop
though at the same time I do have to say saban is a little bitch. If his team lost to south florida and he was whining about the fact that they had lower standards it would be so dumb. Is Saban asking for the SEC to have lower academic standards? Or calling out the people that pay him his 4 mil and saying that he wouldn’t be on a two game losing skid if he could just put anyone on his team?
It is all a smoke screen or “flash bang”. The red elephant club is on his ass already and rthe dick know as houston is the president
I’m as Auburn as they come – an actual alum. – 1983. I just HATE the Saban obsessing. It turns my stomach. That short jerk is not worth it.
jai’s billboard
that actually looks like Nick.
I just hate whenever I see saban my first thought is Huey Lewis
Mike Ford can’t read at all, so he won’t mind me stating the following:
Mike Ford is dumber than a sack of spuds covered in kerosene. How dumb is that? Slightly below Jerrell Powe dumb.
@6 I bet you wear Houndstooth like Jesus wore hiscrownof thorns…Bammer
Bammer or Barner, it’s all the same!
Leavitt has a grand total of, count em’, TWO non-qualifiers on his team. How is Saban right? Probably ought to do a little research before opening his mouth.