Anyone catch Stu Scott’s poetry reading on Sports Center? Here is an ode that I have dedicated to the Anchor with the uncaged eye:
dEAR sTUART sCOTT
YOU SUCK i WANT TO PUNCH YOU
a couple of times
OMG U’R PWNED
rampant dumbass
ramblin’ from Bristol
without due respect
O SHIT WTF
oh the “Sports” Center
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek
morons with agendae
pervade and ‘taint’ most TVs
find some temperance
That is all!!
he’s always reminded me of a white guy trying to act black… i’m surprised he can even read the cue cards.
Stu, which one of us are you looking at?
After listening to Scott’s poetry jam, I tried to take my own life. Fortunately, the poisin didn’t work, so I’m still here.