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SEC Power Poll

1-LSU, Les Miles is is f’ing great and the corndogs f’ing love him.. I believe that they were flat after cleaning UF’s clock. The Barn will give Miles mental agitations’. Jai Eugene continues to build on his UK coming-out party as the top “shut-down” corner in the SEC.

2- Florida, probably the most talented and lawless team in the East, the outlaw Gates will expose UK this week. Seriously though, is there any Gate fan, sportscaster or writer that DOESN’T fellate Tim Tebow on a daily basis?

3. Auburn continues to find ways to win, at UF, and at Arkansas I don’t think they’ll beat LSU next week though. Listen up Barners, I like the surge in your game. It doesn’t justify treating your dumb bama brothers like the shit on the bottom of Tubby’s shoe, so show some compassion and stop being mean and laughing at bama fans!

4. South Carolina, even though they won ugly against UNC they still have had two suspiciously impressive SEC wins against Kentucky and UGA. Smelley is on a Heisman pace, did you see how he lit up the potent North Carolina defense? Steve Tanneyhill, you were good, but you’re no match for Smelley. I smell a first round draft choice here after the Heisman. Cock and Fire!!

5-Kentucky, just scored their biggest win of the season against LSU. Are they for real? I doubt it. Billy Jack Haskins has his doubts about the Cats too. Rex Chapman is a real QB prospect!!

6-Tennessee, a talented underachieving football team that is beginning to come around. Why does losing to Florida inspire the big guy to win games? Phil’s boys play hard and his words are the sun to the budding autumn flowers. Either way, Fulmer owns Bama. 12-1 against the cheaters means something….it means just one more steaming mangasm!!!

7-UGA, still hanging around in the top 25. Stafford shows that there are plenty of players in the SEC to mock.

8-Alabama, lost to UGA at home. Saban seems to be a quick study in owning the SEC Refs. The Red Elephant Club will ensure that he succeeds. The Bammeroid daily affirmation: “Bear, we miss you and pray you will support Nick”.

9-Arkansas, A one dimensional team. I get really sad when I watch them play. Arkansas fans deserve better.

10-Miss St, I hope Croom makes a prestigious pre-New Years Bowl game like the one in ritzy Shreveport!!!

11-Vandy, UGA jumped on the Commodores, 64 times.

12-Ole Miss, F’n got ripped off by Saban. It is like Saban stole the retarded kid’s lunch money.

23 comments on “SEC Power Poll

  1. i believe fulmer has lost to bama twice

  2. It actually might be 3 times. The number of wins actually dwarfs the losses

  3. Where the hell is Angry? WVU’s showdown with SEC powerhouse MSU is this weekend, why isn’t he on here giving Croom a high 5?

  4. He has something in the scheduled posts queue for later in the week

  5. i guess if ole miss didn’t want a review to decide the game, they should have done something to separate themselves in the first 59.5 minutes of the game.

    this blog’s obsession with bama is just sad to watch.

  6. Check this on the Bammeroids latest cheating venture:

    http://bestofsec.blogspot.com/2007/10/croome-backs-up-orgeron-alabama-gets.html

  7. Gerry

    Who does Alabama play on Saturday?

    I will hang up and listen

  8. oh…so this is the first week this season that this site has been “bammeroid” centric?? you make me long for moutaineer fatties.

    while you hang up and listen, i’m thinking about changing the station.

  9. poor elephant

  10. We try to focus on class and tradition. Both words, fit the Capstone!!! RTR

  11. gerry-
    C’mon, everyone knows that Jai is more obsessed with the Gators than ‘Bama. It just doesn’t seem that way since the Gators had a bye this past weekend.

    And if the Gators lose at Kentucky and drop to 4-3, look out. Jai & Co. will lose their minds!

  12. LL

    I think that you are correct. I will be screaming for a coaching change in Gunsville if they lose to UK

  13. **cough cough** Antonio Langham **cough cough**

  14. Jai, are you saying that you will be calling for a coaching change in Gainesville if they lose or that us Gators should?

    This is a young team. I never expected them to go undefeated or 11-1 like most outsiders think us Gators were thinking. 10-2 was very optimistic (w/ losses to LSU and SC) but now 8-4 is a real possibility.

  15. If Kentucky can do it two weeks in a row, to quote the great nutjob/ offensive genius Dennis Green, then “crown ‘em!!” I just don’t see it happening with Florida and the Timmy having two weeks to recover, lick their wounds (or have their significant others do it for them), and work themselves into a rage. I just dislike the Gators (strongly), but I don’t disrepect them. It’s clearly a young team, but if Tiger Stadium didn’t bother them for most of the game, I hardly think a bunch of amateur couch burners who still feel motivated to rush the field after a big win will. The evil that is the Gators has a shot.

    Now Georgia, after beating po’ Vandy by 3 and stomping on the star? At VANDERBILT? Them, I disrespect.

  16. 9-Arkansas, A one dimensional team. I get really sad when I watch them play.

    You and me both, sir.

  17. Gerry #5?

    Bama had 59.5 to put Ole Miss away. Funny shit, Nick Saban accusing another fanbase and program of being “classless”. That is like Weis accusing Mangion of being fatter

  18. Tiger chick

    did you see Jai’s play on words? Commodore 64???

  19. LL

    I think that the Gates will be always be young. Susspensions, arrests, and meyer throwing kids like trash will yield a 60% frosh soph team forever

  20. That was funny.

  21. Ears:

    You just stay focused on making sure your players can read without the professors changing their grades.

  22. ears @ #17

    that was directed at both teams, not just ole miss. don’t whine about the officiating if you let the game stay close enough for that to be an issue.

    and if you knew what you were talking about, you’d know saban busted balls on the bama faithful for their debris tossing after the georgia game.

  23. Saban didn’t steal Orgeron’s lunch money…he was too enamored with the playground and colored blocks and gladly gave the scrim away. If he’s too stupid to hold on to his cash, maybe he needs to go to a special school, like Conference USA, or possibly even Teh Sunbelt. I’d gladly trade Ole Miss for Southern Miss…or maybe talk South Florida out of the Big Least.. On a related note, give Arkansas back to the SWC/Big XII…what’s the chance we could talk Texas into the SEC? Or, if we’re just keeping it east of the Sabine, knock Arkansas to Conference USA, and take Southern Miss, knock Ole Miss to Sun Belt and trade for UCF…which could easily talk South Florida into joining a real conference…and UCF wouldn’t really see much of a change fighting the likes of Rutgers and Cincy. Win-Win situation.

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