Former Gate Channing “Chainsaw” Crowder surprised to learn that English is spoken in England

2007 October 25
by Jai Eugene

Gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didn’t know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.

Let’s be fair. the vast majority of Gator alums don’t know it either. Florida: It is like Alabama but without the charm.

The Nation of Islam has rejected the notion that Chainsaw was joking [NOIS]:

This is a clear indictment of UF’s educational system and their practice of luring Negro athletes onto campus with the promise of a good education in return for their services. And then releasing them into the world without the tools to so much as read a map.

“Dad he’s speaking English.” “I know that Russ.” Here is a link that discusses Crowder’s criminal history. [stomp my fucking face]

“I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”

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6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 October 25
    gatorhippy permalink

    At least Crowder knows what a condom is unlike a certain former UT player that has sired his own baseball squad…

  2. 2007 October 25

    That man that loves children, who is focused on the future of our great nation, is from Frostproof FL.

  3. 2007 October 25
    gatorhippy permalink

    Which makes obvious that when crossing the Tennessee border that modern technology ceases to exist…

    Maybe if he stayed in Florida he could have gotten educated on contraception…

    Luckily, Henry escaped Appalachia with all his teeth…

  4. 2007 October 25

    F’n NOIS put the hammer down on Florida

  5. 2007 October 25
    gatorhippy permalink

    Well, somebody had to since UT hasn’t been able to the last three years…

  6. 2007 October 25

    NFL Live busted on Chowder in regards to his geography comment. .

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