Are you fucking kidding me? This was a poll on al.com this week. Alabama still has LSU (who they will lose to), Mississippi State, and Auburn left on their schedule. Without getting into the complicated tie-breakers, the most likely way for Bammer to be playing in Atlanta for in the SEC CG is to win out, which will not happen. What scares me is that 47% of the people who voted in this poll think that will happen. Is “Alabama: 2007 SEC West Champions” already written in those free textbooks? Bammeroids like this are what voted for Alabama in that poll. JPW for Heisman, is that you?
I think the difference between Alabama and Auburn fans in that state is best summed up like this: (HT: KwajTiger)
Auburn families like mine and [his friend's] tend to be the more intellectually superior and more successful than the other group. It is almost a sure bet that if you pull into a service station in Alabama the guy who runs out to pump your gas is going to be sporting a Crimson Tide hat.
I am not scared of Alabama, I am just tired of hearing the shit. The same way I quickly got tired of hearing UF fans gloat about their championships, I have been fed up with SPUAT for years. From “We Got 12″ to “The Sabanation” I am tired of hearing about it. At least the Gates are bragging about recent success. There are Bammers that still boast of the bad ass WR they had playing for them in the 1776 Rose Bowl. Bammers talk shit to Vawls because UT really hasn’t done too much since 1998. Well, UAT hasn’t done shit since 1992. How many head coaches has UAT had since 1998? How many years has Alabama been on probation since 1998? Take into consideration a thing called program stability before you talk shit to your neighbors to the north.
Don’t even get me started on the Bammeroids that try to talk shit to Barners. Auburn’s success against UAT doesn’t even need to be brought up, does it Bammers?
LSU is the best team in the country, Mississippi State beat that Bammer ass last year with a less talented Bulldog team, and Tuberville is 6-2 versus UAT since taking the job at the Barn. Bammers, forget the SEC West title, you may not even win a game for the rest of the year. You have been over-rated all year and the next three SEC games will expose you. A return to Shreveport would be a nice way to end the season wouldn’t it? Maybe you Bammers can get discounts at the same hotels you stayed at last year.
Retarded post from a retarded person. You should go attend your special workshop and finish folding your hotel towels.
Intellectually superior huh? I’m pretty sure Alabama doesn’t have one smart person residing there.
Did you actually just brag about being “most intellectually superior” as evedence of . . .ahem . . .intellectual superiority? Do you understand the basic tenets of English??????
Good grief man. What a moron you must be. Learn the English language as a starter on your path towards enlightenment.
Me don’t know what you’s sayin’.
Please see JPW 4 Heisman’s awesome comments before opening your mouth, Bammer.
Isn’t the term “Delusional Bammers” an oxymoron along the the lines of “Military Intelligence”…
Taco Bell Soft Tacos: I fail to see the relevance of any comments by “JPW 4 heisman” in assessing your failure to master basic English composition.
This isn’t a fan thing. The issue is that you just demonstrated an inability to communicate with our predominant national language. Perhaps you should refrain from posting until you complete the “Dick and Jane” series of books. They are wonderful at increasing vocabulary.
And I would avoid – at all costs – any attempts to assert “intellectual superiority.” That would just cause further ridicule of you, and I suspect you get enough of that in your daily life.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I have my thumbs in my ears. What does a thumb mean to you, Bammer?
RTR!!!
I find it interesting that you cannot read when your thumbs are in your ears. I guess that is because you can’t hear your “See and Say” then.
Taco, that isn’t really reading you know. You can get help for your learning disbility and perhaps find gainful employment . . .well maybe not employment . . .but you could possibly master the fiction of H.A. Rey of “Curious George” fame.
Because “Got 12″ is so grammatically accurate, right?
“See and Say”.
That’s classic. @9 Your responses are remedial at best. You should probably throw yourself into oncoming traffic to avoid further embarassment. You, Sir are a great representative for Auburn University. Pat yourself on the back and report to Coach Tuberville’s office for your daily “special favor”.
Class and tradition
Does the Coast Guard Academy got 12 as well?
gatorhippy, I would see “Delusional Bammer” more as a redundancy instead of an oxymoron. An oxymoron is two normally contradictory words…there is nothing contradictory about “Delusional” and “Bammer”. They’re pretty much synonyms.
Bravo #13 – you are correct. And I will agree that ‘Bammers are in fact delusional in general. That is undeniable. I would hasten to add that a lot – perhaps a majority – of other SEC fans are delusional as well, but it does not alter the basic truth of the point.
#13, I just reread gatorhippy’s post and damned if he didn’t imply stongly that ‘Bama fans are NOT delusional – I am impressed that you spotted that . . .
I think everyone is a little delusional about their teams…but no where near to the level Bammers are about the Tahd.
yea great grammer dumbass. and no that isnt me in that myspace link asshole. wear going to beat both tigers asses this season. fuck you and your thumb barner. bring on the coonasses!
roll tide!!!
Anyone got any lube and hemmoroid cream? Just thinking about JPW makes me want to do bad things to myself.
@ JPW
I know, isn’t he just dreamy!!!
@ More Better
Oh yes, you should see this poster of him i have jizzed all over.
Sometimes I rub myself down with peanut butter and pretend JPW rubbing his hot bod all over me after getting all hot and sweaty from football practice. OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!
MMM, I have to try that one
Just make sure you use the creamy peanut butter. The chunky can get a little uncomfortable when you choke the chic.
I am glad you said that, thanks bro. I was holding a jar of Jiff chunky when i read this…. that could have been bad
Have fun, and call me later
Roll Tide Roll
Any hot guys here want to hook up, I will be at the west bound Rest area on I 20 between Bham and T-Town on LSU game day.
Cum and get some
I like the way you guys make phony posts to try to hide your embarrassment over being smoked on these blogs. I am sure you have everyone convinced. I guess that is what happens when you are “most intellectually superior.”
Its called tongue in cheek. That’s why I used quotes. Apparently your infatuation with adverb use has not allowed you to see that.
How does the cliche “tongue in cheek” have any connection to assuming someone else’s screenname to (almost without exception) engage in a bunch of fake posting that is below the level of middle school adolescents?
That wasn’t me assface. I am on the left coast and just got up. No way in hell I would wake up at 5AM just to mind fuck you.
Taco
I am sorry i snapped at you man. Come over to my place and i will make up for it with a nice hot oil massage.
I guess i really hurt your feelings. Please talk to me. I don’t have many friends.
If you want a friend then buy a dog, Bammer.
Taco, hey buddy. I was serious about that massage
. I know i shouldn’t have snapped at you sweetie, I just get so worked up about the Tide.
none of that homo shit after #17 was me. i just got switched to nights so yall doing that shit isnt funny when im not here to say nothing about it.
more better im not a faggot and i dont want to do no gay shit with you. either a hick tiger or a coonass tiger or a vawl is doing that shit with my name.