Archive | October 2007

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UAT-LSU Sneak Preview

Yeah the media is hyping this game up, and usually the players don’t buy into that crap, but I think this time it is different. Anyone remember the hitting in last year’s Coonass/Barn game? Yeah, this game is going to be like that. Les Miles and Saban both running their cock holsters all off-season will [...]

Why is Romo chasing Britney Spears?

Porter Wagoner died, you’d think he’d trump Britney in the gossip headlines. [People] Normally I try to focus on college football. But sometimes I worry about Tony Romo. He has such a fragile ego, will he ever find true happiness? I could not help but wonder: Tony, WTF are you doing in California? Granted it [...]

Crazy ass play

Looks like Millsaps is trying to be like their big brother Ole Miss by trying to find heart-breaking ways to lose games. Hotty Toddy! Extension for Coach O!  Division III’s champion could become bowl eligible with Ohio State’s schedule.

A Letter to the Tennessee Athletic Director

I received via email, pic source unknown.  It is is supposed to be funny. Dear Mr. Hamilton, I am writing to you to give my opinion on the current situation in the Tennessee Football program. In short, I think it is time for Phil Fulmer to leave. I know this contradicts my previous letter of [...]

The Loser with Socks Preseason Top 10

Andy Katz? Jay Bilas? Dick Vitale? Screw those guys. They may have the notoriety but this is what you’ve been waiting for…The 2007 edition of the Loser With Socks Preseason Top 10. We’ve got two teams from the state of Tennessee, 3 teams that Kentucky fans despise, and no fucking Dukies.

Delusional Bammers

Are you fucking kidding me?  This was a poll on al.com this week.  Alabama still has LSU (who they will lose to), Mississippi State, and Auburn left on their schedule.  Without getting into the complicated tie-breakers, the most likely way for Bammer to be playing in Atlanta for in the SEC CG is to win [...]

Memo to Mike Slive

We demand that you ask Bama’s AD Mal Moore to return your Gonads, we need someone to standup for the rights of the most excellent conference: THE SEC!!! Mike, you don’t seem to realize that you hold all the power, and somehow the weaker conferences continue to have their way with the BCS. If we [...]

So Geigh

Can the fluffing of Kenny Chesney please stop? Who decided that his “music” is good? Someone please tell Todd Blackledge that he is pretty low on Kenny Chesney’s list, definitely behind Tim Tebow, David Greene, Steve Spurrier, and Peyton Manning. This is just another reason for the WWL to fire Holly Rowe, Blackledge, and the [...]