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WVU BCS Outlook

Thanks for watching the game SEC Homers. It was exciting, wasn’t it? Better than watching Lincoln Financial’s game of the week, I promise. Did you see those hot mountain mommas in the stands??? They make me harder than Chinese Arithmetic….

Pat White’s cannon arm and the 3-3-5 wall D was to much for the cheap shotting thugs from Ville. Clearly two programs headed in opposite directions. Louisville should have stayed in the C-USA with that POS of coach –KrackleFart. High 5s All-Around!!!

Trying to be impartial even though I know I can’t, I think the most exciting NC matchup would be WVU-Oregon.

Even though they are not the biggest media markets the game would be awesome. East Coast vs. West Coast spread. Two of the fastest, most exciting teams to watch on a fast track to glory. Both qb’s heisman contenders.

I really think the media and general watching audience would eat up the hype leading up to the game.

This would really bail out a weird, upset ridden season for college football would no real heavy favorites taking the lead.

WVU t-shirts: Duck hunting season (insert pic of mountaineer blasting the feathers off of an Oregon duck, L-O-L). Here is how we get there:

Missouri and Kansas passing us this week in the BCS is a non-issue. Missouri and Kansas have to play, and the winner (barring another loss) has to play Oklahoma in the B12 championship game.

tOSU is a fraud. WVU would run for 500 yards on that overrated D. tOSU hasn’t seen a team of WVU’s caliber in about 10 years.

Don’t forget that the BCS takes into account the teams you beat. UCONN could be a huge win in helping us jump other one loss teams. Another factor right now is amount of victories and games played. LSU, Oregon, Missouri and Oklahoma have all played more games than us and have one more victory. I assume that wins count for some points in the BCS polls so, after we all are finished, the points might equal out a little more in our favor.

Michigan beats OSU

LSU loses to Arkansas or Tenn in the SEC championship game (If UGA wins they might jump us) Oregon loses to UCLA Missouri beats Kansas Oklahoma beats Mizzou WVU plays Oklahoma in the Championship.

Country Roads, learn it bitches

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25 comments on “WVU BCS Outlook

  1. I was at that game last night. I’ve never seen such an allegedly tough place to play DEAD SILENT with a ten point lead. That was the worst crowd I’ve seen at a Mountaineer night game.
    That being said, Pat White pulled it out.

  2. WVU in the NC game!! I guess I need to move to WV and start smokin whatever you are. Great spin on a squeaker.

  3. 3-3-5 Wall D???

    There were defenses on the field last night????

  4. pulled it out….

  5. Hippy, BCS + WVU= Reality

  6. Could WVU have had a more ugly yellow on their jerseys last night? I really hope WVU doesn’t make the NC and we play each other. But you are right, WVU v Oregon would be the speed bowl. Go Hokies.

  7. Yes, my 3-3-5 is a wall. We obviously underestimated Brohm, a little

  8. I thinkk that the Hokies better pray that they don’t meet my Eers or an SEC team.

    This isn’t East Carolina, this is a big boy blog. Come back when you can hang with us

  9. “this is a big boy blog”

    Then why are you here, Eer?

  10. This is so willfully delusional I don’t even know where to begin. You voted for Bush both times, didn’t you?

    Missouri and Kansas have to play — correct. Winner plays Oklahoma and will lose. Plausible. That’s two cracks to take KU out. But Oklahoma has one loss and is two spots ahead of WVU.

    What it really means is Oklahoma must be bad enough to lose to either Baylor, Texas Tech or Oklahoma State, but good enough to reach the Big XII final and then defeat Kansas.

    All of this so America can see God’s gift to college football, a piece-of-shit Thursday Night ESPN reprobrate that got beaten by a literal trailer-park program.

    No thanks.

  11. And finally, if you look at this as a parlay bet: LSU and Oklahoma and Ohio State and Oregon and Kansas all losing at just the right times, versus WVU losing straight up at Cincinnati or home to Connecticut — which one do you think faces longer odds? My money would be against WVU.

  12. Oregon – WVU in the national championship game? Yeah more like the rose bowl – and that’s a stretch for your team this year sir

  13. “They make me harder than Chinese Arithmetic”

    Yeah…that doesn’t make any sense.

    I feel dumber.

  14. Erik, have you reached puberty? Obviosly not. Come back when you got some fuzz on the peaches

  15. Eer, lithium level. Please!

  16. How can you not understand harder than Chinese Arithmetic? And the Hokie needs to mind his manners. The Gate? Enjoy Shreveport….

  17. Wow, what a blow out game.. Not..

    They got lucky and pulled it out in the last minute..

    And who the fuck watches CF on Thursday? Isn’t that worse than HS football that is played on Friday?

    Jokes.. All around. You EErs need to just slap each other on the asses a few more times and go kiss your sisters.

  18. Chinese Arithmetic makes you hard? That’s pretty fucked up.

    Now, had you said “My dick is harder than Chinese Arithmetic” it still would have been retarded, but it would have made some sense.

  19. Everything is backwards in WV.. Forgive him, it’s bred deep up there.

  20. Dawg, you mean the gene pool is shallow.

  21. Which ever way you want to look at it..

  22. WVU is a joke. The Big East is a joke. If your second rate team wants some credit, start playing decent out of conference opponents. Maybe LSU will play the Mountainqueers in the BCS NC game. At least they would be guarenteed a win.

  23. how is chinese arithmetic different than any other math? numbers and values are universal

  24. It’s just harder to do, since you have to squint your eyes a little tighter to see it.

  25. Well…

    The WVU panties are certainly appropriate…

    Since only pussies wear Mountaineer shit…

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