The Origin of the Species: The Bammeroid

2007 November 13
by Jai Eugene

Clearly Nathan Davis is the robust evolutionary source of the “Bammeroid”. I guess that I could have made up this linked ESPN story [ESPN] because I have made up some funny stuff in the past, but this guy is Bammeroid Gold.

The tattoo of the bear on this big bammeroid will be the #1 selling item in the state if Saban can beat Auburn. It will be glorious, there will be shaved backs and tattoos everywhere. Here is an excerpt from the prototype of the Bammer fan:

“They showed a picture of Bear Bryant, and my grandfather said, `That’s one of the greatest men to ever walk this earth beside Jesus Christ and General (Robert E.) Lee,” Davis recalls. “Then I heard the coach talk, and I fell in love. I’ll never forget it.”

21 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 November 13
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Was Bear Bryant black? Look at the tat…

  2. 2007 November 13
    Cool Breeze permalink

    Nathan is quite the inpiration . Glad to see that the delusional Bammers are alive and well. RTR

  3. 2007 November 13

    @1, a co-worker asked me the same thing. I think Bear is about 12 shades darker in that tattoo than he should be.

  4. 2007 November 13
    Cool Breeze permalink

    I don’t get it: “Rammer Lammer”

    Is it not supposed to be Rammer Jammer? Or did Nathan get ripped off?

  5. 2007 November 13
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    A Bammer trifecta? Houndstooth (crown of thorns); Red Neck; and a wife beater tan line? RTR!!! Sweet Home!!!

  6. 2007 November 13

    I’ve been told he lives in Colorado, but travels to Tuscaloosa pretty much every game.

  7. 2007 November 13

    Dude is a security guard or something like that in Colorado.

  8. 2007 November 13

    does backgrounds checks for clearances. Ihope he does my update….

  9. 2007 November 13

    I would have a field day with this fucker… bye bye TS/SCI!!!

  10. 2007 November 13

    No, he does the investigation

  11. 2007 November 13

    Jesus that’s hardcore.

  12. 2007 November 13

    Indeed, hence the origin of the species

  13. 2007 November 13
    gatorhippy permalink

    Why didn’t he just get a tatoo of a big asshole across his back?

    Oh wait…

    He did…

  14. 2007 November 13
    artiger permalink

    The first step is admitting you have a problem…

  15. 2007 November 14
    Tyrone Prothro's floppy get-a-way stick permalink

    I bet that dood sweats gravy.

  16. 2007 November 14

    rammer lammer??

  17. 2007 November 14

    Got that. When he interviews me and asks if any of my family had loyalities to other countries I would respond with yes, to the Sabanation.

  18. 2007 November 14

    it really should be a weekly sitcom: Saban Nation

  19. 2007 November 14

    and every few seasons the coach gets voted off the island… yeah, I can see it getting huge ratings.

  20. 2007 November 14

    Miles -Michigan
    Saban – LSU
    Croom – UAT
    Shula or Zook – MSU

  21. 2008 August 12
    J Jones permalink

    Haha cant decide if you fags are uga, tiger, or vol fans but damn you guys need to come outta the closet. A website analyzing a bar chested man? Come on ladies.

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