Comments on: Update: Bammeroids to explore exploiting a live elephant

By: Capstone Warrior

Capstone Warrior — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:17:36 +0000

you shatter me
your grip on me
a hold on me
so dull it kills
you gave me 12 or 13
married to the tide
til death do us part
prayers to Bear
i suffocate
i eat ice cream
and nowhere shines
but desolate
and drab the hours all spent
seedy florida titty bars
all waiting for
the Bear

By: Ears Whitworth

Ears Whitworth — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:34:17 +0000

Hard to believe but the Roids have only won 3 SEC titles in 27 years. From 1981 when Bear won his last one.

Since ’81, only SEC titles were in ’89 (three way tie), ’92 and ’99. Shows what probation and some lousy coaching hires can do for you. And even with that, Bama still has the most SEC titles all time by far, but not lately. I hope Bama fans have reconciled themselves to the fact that it will NEVER be what it was under Bear, not in this league.

By: Taco Bell Soft Tacos

Taco Bell Soft Tacos — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:07:53 +0000

They could give the elephant a classy Bahr tattoo a la Nathan Davis.

By: Jokers Wild

Jokers Wild — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:37:53 +0000

Ok???

By: Ears Whitworth

Ears Whitworth — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:58:09 +0000

The spectacle would be incredible but if that thing ever freaked, the rampage would be insane. I can see the Alabama State Troopers pumping bullets into that thing as it runs into the stands. That is a disaster waiting to happen if true. How many rednecks have to be trampled before they shoot the elephant? You never mix guns and alcohol so why would you mix red necks with an African Elephant?