Nick Saban Post Game- TideSports.com – Your complete Crimson Tide news source!

2007 November 19
by Jai Eugene

His hair is as always, lustrous and full. He looks so alone and vulnerable behind that big tall podium. I just wish I could scoop him up and make the hurting stop for him.

Bammers, he says he is sorry and makes excuses for losing to the ULM Fighting Nutria (HT TBST). He awkwardly addresses allowing DJ “Throatslash” Hall to play, despite the fact that Hall was supposed to be suspended for the whole game.

Did I say scoop?  Oh listen to me….the word “Scoop” reminds me DJ’s  old running buddy  Juwan Simpson.  Remember Juwan?  He was the Bammer that was caught with narcotics and a concealed firearm that “belonged” to a oddly buxom adolescent Scandinavian girl.  Juwan like DJ Hall, missed pieces and parts of games (based on whether Bama was winning or losing) due to complicated disciplinary schedules.  RTR

Bammeroids, I have now accepted the fact that my Vols were beaten by Bama. As testament to how far Bama has fallen, it is clearly evident now that  Michigan had it’s Appy State; Alabama has it Louisana Monroe and Bama is Tennessee’s Louisana Monroe.  What a shitty team.

Don’t bite your nails Nick!!!

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  1. 2007 November 19
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Guy goes to a doctor to get his tattoos removed. Shows him his left butt cheek, with a perfect image of Bobby Bowdon.

    “Well doc,” he explains, ” my first wife was a big FSU fan, so I did this to show her I loved her.”

    Then he drops his pants the rest of the way, to reveal a perfect tattoo of Tommy Tuberville on his right butt cheek.
    “And my second wife was from Auburn, so I had to get this one done for her.”

    The doctor examined the man’s posterior for several moments, and then replied:
    “Well, I can laser off the Tommy Tuberville tattoo, and I should be able to remove the Bobby Bowden one, but there’s not a damn thing I can do about the Nick Saban tattoo in the middle.

  2. 2007 November 19
    BamaGSR permalink

    i can only say that this site deserves the recognition from deadspin, AOL and Sports Illustrated, and can only hope this aids in becomeing a nationwide campaign in support of bama’s best coach ever. his masterful play calling, rock hard discipline policy, on the field demeanor, and grasp of the english language during press conferences, etc have endeared us all to the genius that is Nick Saban. should he continue on the path he is now traveling, one day he can and will be mentioned in the same breath as other great tide coaches, such as bill curry, mike dubose, mike price, mike shula and yes…Ears Whitworth…….all a credit to their profession.

  3. 2007 November 19
    BamaGSR permalink

    I hope this isn’t true:

    it was mentioned on the Sports Tap Radio Program was discussing Saban friday night, and they reported that the rumor was that Saban has been making it very clear to Penn State administration that he would be intersted in that job if/when it comes open.

    I think that the current situation in Tuscaloosa only intensifies this belief. I also have a source with plenty of ties to other SEC coaching staffs. He told me today that most people in that circle KNOW that Saban will be out of here the second he gets an offer from PSU.

    I know that Schiano’s name gets thrown out at PSU all the time, but this bears watching. I think PSU goes for Saban over Schiano, and if they do, everyone will laugh at Bama fans again for another coaching debacle.

  4. 2007 November 19
    Walker, Texas Ranger permalink

    Yep, he does have wonderful hair

  5. 2007 November 19
    AllSec permalink

    go for it. we stand behind you. cns is the best! help extend his contract before au, osu, michigan, penn state, usc, texas or the falcons come calling.

    one thing is for sure, if Nick leaves, he will Bama in better shape than he found her.

    He is a obvious champion..RTR

  6. 2007 November 19
    Juan Garcia Abrego permalink

    look at those 2hillbillys behind juwan, the 2 crackers?

    laughing like they understand the ice cream joke!!!

  7. 2007 November 19

    I see somebody went to TideSports.com

  8. 2007 November 19

    Bama is not bowl eligible
    Only 5 wins versus 1-A opponents. They have to beat Auburn to get there.

  9. 2007 November 19

    it looks like a lot of Bama fans are here today,showing their support!!

  10. 2007 November 19
    BigFootFool permalink

    Oh wow, Jai. I didn’t realize West Carolina was a FCS team. I think that made my day knowing that after the Barn blows Bama’s brains out in the Iron Bowl, Bama will be sitting at home while Arkansas and Miss. St. both go bowling.

  11. 2007 November 19

    if i was a female with Bammer as a significant other, I would get out ofthe state….ASAP.

    I doubt that the Red Cross supplies are ready for the herds of crimson women this saturday

  12. 2007 November 19

    Oh wait, I forgot that they let you have one win over a FCS team.

    Oh well. 6-6 Bammer still goes to 9th or 10th and ends up way off the beaten path or even at home, unless LSU gets national title. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

  13. 2007 November 19

    shreveport is pretty

  14. 2007 November 20

    Wish I could take credit for the ULM Fighting Nutria, but that goes to Joel at YMSWWC.

  15. 2007 November 20

    You guys added the “Fighting” to it…

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