LSU- looking for a Carr with Les Miles? The Michigan vacancy could cost LSU a title, Les can’t multi-task and I love him for it. The good news? Miles will dominate the Big 10 after dealing with SEC speed for so long. The Big10 game will be so much slower to him. Eye on the ball Les, FOCUS: Make bacon out of them pigs
UGA- I am so happy my Vols don’t have to play these douches again. Changing the color of the jersey every game seems to work as well as dancing around on the sideline like little fairies to bad hip-hop songs. But as one wise old dawg stated “I would rather UT lose. It’s still the SECCG, and thats always what you play for, not a F’n BCS Bowl.” Hell yes!!
Florida – The skulking Gates roll into Jortfest with FSU. Will Timmy and Geno Hayes become acquainted? My favorite Meyer moment was during the UGA game. He was dropping f-bombs like crazy. Using that special word over and over. Obviously, Meyer looks like the guy who claimed to kill JonBenet, or George Jetson but these days he really reminds me of Mike Shula. He has F-Bombs, tube socks, gold chains and the deer in the headlights stare. It has probably never crossed his mind what would happen if Tebow got hurt.
The Barn – Be vigilant Wingnut. Nick Saban is baiting the trap. Did he purposefully lose to the ULM Fighting Nutria? Nick Saban might open up the offense. I am pretty sure that he was just fucking around last week trying to lull the Barners into thinking that they suck. Saban knows that last year’s Iron Bowl was pretty special. Last year’s whipping on those barners for 3 out of 4 quarters at Bryant Denny was awesome to watch.
Tennessee-Sitting on the precipice of history. An SEC title is the only title a SEC fans should really want..its settled on the field, every year and there is always a true champion.because the SEC is clearly superior. Defensive Coordinator John Chavis set to sacrifice a live feral wildcat ,on the sideline, during pregame warmups, in hope of slowing down UK’s offense. Dicky Lyons has the name and the speed to kill…Dicky….
UK- They want this game….very badly. Former Vol OC Randy Sanders hopes to offset Tennessee DC John Chavis plan to kill a live wildcat on the sideline …during pregame…with his bare hands…to show all those blue wearing Kentucky folks that the Tennessee Secondary mean business, especially with 11 yard cushions!!!
MSU- Hell yes, get bowl eligible Sly!!! Lay an ass whipping Orgeron in the egg bowl will be the cherry topper. just think Bammers, if you had hired Sly, you too could be going to a bowl this year and saved some money too.
Hogs -Nutts pending departure might just and get some bowdens off the street! Terry and Jeff!!!
Bammeroids – Alabama was not ranked this week. Maybe the world has not forgotten, however, but rather decided to discriminate against the Saban nation by intentionally omitting them from the polls. Here is what I think: Other schools have always been awed by the tradition and football prowess that the University possesses. This awe soured into jealousy, which in turn led to fear. As Alabama became stronger, the fear that other schools would be forgotten or overlooked grew. To remain relevant, these schools created polls and quickly placed themselves at the top. RTR
Cocks – The cocks want to fire the Old Ball Sack Coach. i have noticed that Spurrier is not as glib since Herschel Walker offered to kick his ass. Anyway it is good to see that things are normal in Columbia considering how topsy turvy this season as been….moral wins are OK.
Vandy – roughing the punter penalty basically beat them last weeky. Without that, Vandy would most likely have won the game. What a stupid thing to do by a team that is supposedly made up of rocker surgeons. Wake Forest will deliver the final blow to this team.
Ole Miss -That Brent Schaffer kid is going to be really special. John Vaught has to rolling over…. It’s all Cutcliffe’s fault. Ole Miss puts 20 players on probation for twice stealing items from hotels. Here’s the kicker though…. they will still be eligible to play on Friday. Here is some funny stuff about the school without a mascot [link]
Jai, I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not, but the SEC title is the ultimate goal for all SEC teams. It’s the only destiny they can control. Often, bandwagoneer UGA fans demand Richt bring a MNC to UGA and fail to understand that the road to the MNC goes right through Atlanta.
All that matters is the SEC title. Everything else is a pre-season jamboree game, unless it’s the BCS title game.
All of us UGA fans that know who the 3rd string quarterback is, really want a shot at the SEC title.
As for the black jersey and sideline fun parties, I see it like the tomahawk chop at Atlanta Braves games back in 1991. Everyone was doing it, it was fun, it was new, and we all had a big time (spare me the ‘noles origination of the chop), but it wore off after a while. Sure, you’ll see it a little in the “Ted”, but not like 1991-1993. Same with the fun at UGA. Things will be fun for another year or so and then it’ll be back to limited, contained emotion like everywhere else. It’s fun to play for UGA right now and it didn’t require AK47s or auto non-theft theft.
he was on peytote
UT will lose. The Barn will burn crush Bammers. Florida beats the shit outta FSU.
This is all.
Oh, and LSU will struggle. Weak asses.
Tech in an upset as UGA plans for the SECCG?
GT in an upset would suck and be a major downer even if UT blows it against UK.
The only reason I worry about GT this season is that they are not good at all. All of their weak areas are areas where UGA is very strong. This is a game UGA should win by 4 touchdowns, but I have a feeling it will be stupidly close.
fighting nutria close?
Kinda like having a retard laugh at you if you mistakingly walk into the womens restroom.
- “Yeah, I know, retard, I walked into the wrong room. Quit laughing at me.”
- “Have u seen my ball? Frank ‘n beans!”
Yeah, but it’s always like that jon.. UGA just doesn’t seem to take the game serious.. It’s like playing the scout team to them I think…
The only thing I’m worried about is.. Around the half, UGA fans and players finding out what took place in Lexington and that being on their minds and altering their game play and plan.
UGA will win, no upset there, but like jon, I know it’s going to be within 10-14 points, and it really shouldnt be. It SHOULD be a bigger ass beating than the UGA-AU game….
Or the UGA/UT game I should rather say…
Yeah, the scout team comparison makes the most sense. It’s very similar when the JV would scrimmage the varsity basketball team. The score would be close sometimes and when you were on JV you thought, “see, we’re as good as they are”. Then, when you play varsity you think, “when practice is over, I’m going to take that freshman’s girlfriend out on a date.”