Kansas and the Fighting Manginas will fall…Book it

2007 November 21
by AngryEer

What’s great about this season is that it seemed like we threw our chance away when we lost at USF early in the season. But, thanks to other top ranked teams losing we’re right back where we started. We have a great chance to make it to the title game if we win our last two games. Keep in mind we need a bit of help, but the Lord God in heaven is with us on this all important crusade to New Orleans.

You fellas better learn the words to Country Roads, it is going to go #1 again…just like my Eers!!!

WVU Football, I consider myself married to it, til death do us part, Homes!!!
BCS #2 teams have the same life expectancy as Al Qaeda #2s…..short

We have just two teams in front of us:
Kansas and LSU

And one team on our heels
Mizzou

Ok, what needs to happen? Just one of the two need to happen:
1. Kansas/Mizzou (I don’t see why it matters which) winner loses to Oklahoma
2. LSU drops either Arkansas or the SEC championship

First option is 50/50 while the second is significantly more likely. However, both happening eliminates any outside chances and gives us the number 1 spot.

CIRCLE THESE GAMES!!!

Now, that gives three chances:
(KU/Mizzou) vs. OU (cheer for OU)
LSU vs. Arkansas (cheer for Arkansas)
SEC Championship (don’t cheer for LSU)

*MORE IMPORTANTLY CIRCLE THESE!!!*
Now: Dub V needs to crush these two:

WVU vs. UCONN (earn some style points, but I think it’s doubtful this victory would be enough to get us to number 2)
WVU vs. Pitt (winning does game won’t boost us in the rankings, but losing this game definitely won’t help… it’s backyard brawl number 100 so squat and make pitt eat sh–schmitt!!!!

Ok, that’s how things look: Go grab some beer, wash your favorite jersey (unless the duration it’s been unwashed is the same as our current winning streak, then don’t) order a keg, begin the search for a new couch or for the couch that’s going to inevitably burned by the end of the season.

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 November 21
    Nutria 4 ever permalink

    BCS #2 teams have the same life expectancy as Al Qaeda #2s…..short

    As a fighting nutria alum, i was stopped at the airport and treated as a terrorist…..Damn you Saban, Damn you to hell

  2. 2007 November 21

    That’s ok Nutria, for some strange reason I don’t think Bama will put you guys on the schedule again, especially on Senior Day. Savor the moment that you feasted on fine Crimson Tide marshland…

    You know Eer, your pics were getting a lot better, then you come up with Marcy, Lucy, Peppermint Patty, and the rest of the Peanuts gang. What, was Franklin and Pigpen not available for this group shot???

  3. 2007 November 21
    geo permalink

    something foreign to ear/Big East–that he is hoping will help out his ears—conference championship games (elsewhere). AND, games within a conference that have meaning (KU/Mizzou

  4. 2007 November 22
    LSUguy permalink

    eer, i hope my (LSU) tigers do meet you in the Big Game. I hope your eers are as cocky as you are too!!!

  5. 2007 November 23
    Buc n EER permalink

    You sec tools will lose like hell.

  6. 2007 November 23
    DowntownDawg permalink

    LoSergUy,

    I bet you do hope for that, only one thing.. You’ll need to try and stop the drill’ from UGA in the SECCG. Your luck is going to run dry.

    Keep being cocky yourself. I live near the “Dome in ATL, and I’m more than ready to have the air smell like stomped on corn dogs.

  7. 2007 November 24
    LSUGuy permalink

    lol @6. maybe next year, dawg. maybe next year. take care of ur own business before getting in ours. lo freakin l

  8. 2007 November 24
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Don’t worry.. You won’t be going anywhere after coming to ATL.

    You’ve lost 2 game to unranked(at the time) teams.. Weak………

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