I want a piece of the pussy known as ‘Sweater Vest’

2007 November 27
by AngryEer

Suck this Failboating Ohio State fans. You better fucking pray for a Rose Bowl Bid. Oh? You don’t believe me? It appears to me, that Colin Cowherd has boarded the Eers Almost Heaven NOLA BCS NC Game Wagon too. Listen to this [HT Jai, OSU Blows Podcast]

“If Ohio State fans want to avoid an upset stomach, they might not want to root too hard for Oklahoma to beat No. 2 Kansas or No. 4 Missouri in next week’s Big 12 Championship Game in San Antonio. The No. 5 Buckeyes should really save themselves from being embarrassed for the second season in a row [ESPN].

I’m rooting like all hell for OU in the Big XII Championship game. If my beloved Eers get matched up with a Mizzou or Kansas and beat them in the NC, we’ll hear all kinds of bullshit like “you didn’t beat a real team for the title,” or “both of those teams got lucky and slipped in”. We need to play Ohio State. Not only would we kill them (especially if we could manage the 630 yards of offense we did against UConn), but they are a big-name team. No one could make valid excuses for a one-loss West Virginia team defeating a one-loss Failboat team in the NC.

Lord God Jesus as my witness, We would beat the living fuck out of those Big 10 pussies. Face it, nobody, I mean nobody has one nth of respect for the Big 10. My Eers would expose that “slow of foot” so common in the Big 10. Spread the field and see if that Failboat D can make plays in space. Isay that it will be worse than the Glendale Tattered Windsock administered by Florida.

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 November 27

    I would have more respect for WVU if they beat any of the other teams besides the failboats.

  2. 2007 November 27
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I agree. The Big 10 is computer ranked as #6 in the nation. BE is #3.

    tFailboats can’t start 12 or 13 on D, that is what would be required for them to stop WVU

  3. 2007 November 27

    It would really suck to see Ohio State and West Virginia – teams with schedule strengths ranked 46th and 48th – play for the National Championship.

  4. 2007 November 27
    Bob permalink

    Really? I figured you’d be too busy getting another piece of the pussy known as “your sister”.

  5. 2007 November 27
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Ehh.. I’ll pass on it…

  6. 2007 November 27
    Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds" permalink

    While this hypothetical match up sounds more like a lesbian porno than an actual football game — it will serve to prove the point to America as to how much bullshit the BCS is stuffing into our TVs. But, both WVU and OSU are a bunch of cumcathers so, whatever. May the biggest pussy win.

  7. 2007 November 27
    Condo permalink

    I’m an Ohio State fan, and I gotta say, as much as I’d LOVE to play for the national championship.. I have to agree that West Virginia would KILL my beloved Bucks with the speed factor.

    I don’t see any human way we’d stop Pat White/Steve Slaton/Owen Schmidt/Noel Devine/(insert skill position player here).

    If we couldn’t stop “Juice” and the Fighting Zooks a few weeks ago, how are we going to stop a team that runs the same offense, only 100x better?

    Hopefully, my Bucks can get there and prove me wrong, but I certainly won’t hold my breath.

  8. 2007 November 27
    Canker permalink

    You can put 12 0r 13 in the box, Mr Buckeye. I used to think that Les Miles would dominate the big 10 at UM. Now I think that he is the dumbest suckhole evar

  9. 2007 November 28
    Paladin permalink

    They couldn’t stop a team with speed in Illinois. West Virginia would murder them. Of course, I don’t want to see Failboat get murdered on the national stage again, so I am pulling for Mizzou.

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