(Ainge lays the smack to a Cromptonite ala “300″)
Corndogs? Say hello to your tough guy overlord: Erik Ainge. He is the Hat Man’s (and Mark Richt’s) boogy man…
Why? Because he will exist in your minds even after the Hat Man leaves your Coon Ass for Michigan/Big Ten nightmares. The Hat Man will be running around and playing tough and not back anything up like a French Surrender Monkey.
Is Les Miles so dense that light bends around him? Our sincere hope is that Les will continue to colostomify himself at critical decision making junctures of the game as he believes that others can hear his thoughts. Miles must deal with this
- Erik Ainge is a mammal
- Erik Ainge throws TDs ALL the time
- Has “DEEZ NUTZ” tattooed on his knuckles
- Ainge strong like bull, super QB
- Ainge is warm… sensitive. Cries at weddings.
- Uses a thighmaster for his fingers
- Doesn’t look in the toilet after a bowel movement
- It’s the purpose of Erik Ainge to flip out and shame brain-dead coaches
This is who Ainge is knocking boots with:
Below is Matt Flynn the LSU QB’s sex partner:
Kitten killer Matt Flynn
I like pretty much any picture of a college girl with a nice body. I really couldn’t care less about looks at this point.
@3 then you must hate Flynn’s “girl”
I, too, am attracted to all women who are 18-25 and not 30 lbs over weight. The body doesn’t have to be really nice, but I am finding that most in that category look nice to me now.
It’s called “married goggles”.
I remember a time where I was selective, but no more. What’s even more depressing is that now that I’m 30, 18-20 year old women see me as an unattractive “old guy”, whereas I still feel like I’m 22. Not that I’m after the 19 year old, but knowing that if I were single and “in the game” there is no shot there at all of impressing them.
So I guess it’s time that I stop going to the gym and playing ball on the weekends and just totally give in to my depressing future in a cubicle and honda accord.
Bald and fat, here I come.
Thanks, Brock Landers. You started this downward spiral.
have you viewed Brock Landers website?
@5
Yes and it irritates me. It’s like a rash of hotness that infects my eyes. “Hey, look at these hot chicks. You will never touch anything like that ever, ever again”.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife and she used to be smokin’, and then the kids came along, blah, blah, blah.
Trust me, one day the sight of hot women will make you angry too. You’ll see.
That second pic looks like Ainge is jerkin’ his gerkin’
Jez, you make “The Ainge” sound like, dare I say…Tebow. As if. At least Tebow’s chicks have tits. Actually, the chick looks like she could be Ainge’s sister. Which shouldn’t surprise anyone being it’s the Vols we’re discussig.
Here’s to you guys swallowing some assdipped corndogs after Saturday’s game.
Wow MagstMike….suck much cock?
No thanks, Angry. Mostly do the feeding…you’re welcome to partake though. You seem to work your mouth well enough here.
I’m going to remember Ainge for all of the SEC Championships he won.
Hell yes @11. I think we should all share our favorite memory of Ainge. Of course I don’t have any, except that he beat Georgia like anotheer team did
Ainge pulls all the hotties because of his “Caesar” haircut.
300 = Tennessee
I mean seriously, look at that Caesar ‘do on Ainge. It says – “Hey, it’s 1999 and I’m here to party! Turn up that Limp Bizcuit!” How can the ladies say “no”? They can’t.
I think that Flynn can party w/o the Bizcuit
Yeah, what’s up with that? I’m 30 and I haven’t requested the caesar at Great Clips since 2000 for sure.
What’s up with QBs and their busted hair cuts? David Greene had the worst haircut at UGA. He looked like a 10 year old.
http://www.seckids.com/images/david_greene_all_star.gif
Tebow has a stupid ass haircut.. High and fucking tight.
Stafford doesn’t brush his mop. He needs to start over.
Cox… looks like a cock.