Bammeroid cornerback Simeon Castille GUILTY

2007 November 29
by Jai Eugene

 Disorderly!! [SI ]  HT YMSWWC

I mean who hasn’t shouted and cussed at passengers of a sport utility vehicle and challenged them to fight in a street about 2 a.m. on the Strip near the T-Town Ghetto?  It’s not like he was caught with  some weed and a gun, right?

Nick Saban wisely recognizes the importance of athletics in his player’s lives.  I mean, it’s not like he tried to kill the President.  He can’t be those boys’ daddy, besides Castille’s daddy is the Bama team chaplain.

Oh the hilarity of it all… Preachers kids are the worst…. Simeon was one of the team leaders designated as part of the Tide’s peer intervention groups, designed to discipline players if there was any wrongdoing.

A source close to the “program” explained “Education has never done nothing for these boys. They play football good and that is what is going to make them a star. Keeping these kids off the field is like taking the food out of their babies’ mouths.”

Do we expect these players to play tough on the field…but off the field they have to play by the rules..isn’t that a double standard?  Can’t they all just have fun and party or just beat the hell out of others without fear of losing their “jobs”?  I mean come one…no ones perfect!!  Great players should be able to play no matter what their criminal record.  Coaches have no right to take away their God given gifts to be FOOTBALL PLAYERS!  Roll Tide Roll.

If Saban decides to continue with Castille’s punishment of “non-punishment” it will be what is best for the team.  He is paid to win games. That’s not anyones business, thats between him and Mal. I for one don`t give a damn how good he is or how good the team plays, its not my business. Roll Tide Roll!

Nick Saban  is a great man with exceptional hair (I wish he would not chew his nails). He is the best coach Bama has had since the Bear joined Jesus. He is gonna led the Tide to a National Championship (as long as LSU doesn’t pay him more $).

What you folks need to realize is that it don’t matter how Bama gets their 13th or 56th national championship or if they just keep it close in this year’s Weedeater Bowl in glamorous Shreveport, just as long as they get it!

Bammeroids don’t care if one of their players is caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl, as long as they suit up and show class on Saturdays.  Roll Tide!

23 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 November 29
    artiger permalink

    I don’t know what I’m going to do if this is what I think it is.

    http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N753BD

    Then again, I’ve been hearing whispers of such. Crazy.

    “caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl”…straight from Edwin Edwards

  2. 2007 November 29

    Who owns a cessna citation? Or is it a netjets charter?

  3. 2007 November 29

    Interesting to see that a flight is scheduled later on from Tigerland to Hilton Head, SC. Spurrier maybe???

  4. 2007 November 29

    Before election day, Edwards had joked with reporters: “The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy”. Edwards zinged Treen many times, once describing Treen as “so slow it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.”

  5. 2007 November 29
    artiger permalink

    @3 Looks like we’re doing some serious deep sea fishing

    @4 Sounds like you’ve read “The Last Hayride” too!

  6. 2007 November 29
    artiger permalink

    Similar, but separate Arky friends of mine tell me that Tubbs will be the next Head Hog.

    What’s wrong with the water in Alabama?

  7. 2007 November 29

    The plane belongs to a home medical services corporation…which is an obvious ruse.

  8. 2007 November 29
    artiger permalink

    Yeah, those folks that own planes often lease them to others…sometimes the owners are donors…big surprise. Probably a tax write off somehow.

  9. 2007 November 29
    Jesus permalink

    Nick Saban is a great man with exceptional hair (I wish he would not chew his nails). He is the best coach Bama has had since the Bear joined Jesus.

    Bear ain’t with me

  10. 2007 November 29
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Incredible stuff Ar

  11. 2007 November 29
    artiger permalink

    @10 I’d like to say it was brilliant reseach, but most of it has been handed to me

  12. 2007 November 29

    Sweet comment @9. I gotta give the Bammeroids some hope

  13. 2007 November 30

    Jeremiah Castille is no longer the Alabama team Chaplain. He ran out of sons that play football so they fired him

  14. 2007 November 30

    Simeon is going to whip your ass for that @13

  15. 2007 November 30

    T-bird – there still is another Castille son in high school.

    Hey, this was a great article. Will there be a follow up on Lamarcus Coker? Or the walk on who was busted for crack (yes, crack)? Just wondering b/c it seems like you’d be able to talk about YOUR team a whole lot more if you wanted to make some articles about players getting arrested.

    I mean, trumped up charges have nothing on making a new rule to allow a player an extra chance to not fail drug tests, and then seeing that player subsequently fail again.

    Wait, never mind. I forgot that Bama was your team, Jai. I mean, you sure do like to talk about them a heck of a lot more than UT, the team that’s playing for the SEC championship tomorrow (who also got whipped 41-17).

  16. 2007 November 30
    Big Ole Nasty Gator permalink

    Bammer…Coker and the walk-on are off the team. Coker was punished from all of the stuff I read. Castille, in the article itself, was never punished.

    you fucking bammers earn every piece of bad press you get

  17. 2007 November 30
    Juwan permalink

    Hilarious…trumped up charges…aren’t they always?

  18. 2007 November 30

    @15, and people here think I am THE delusional homer. 3 questions Bama Boy:
    1. Who does Bama play in the SEC CG this weekend?
    2. What bowl games are in Shreveport?
    3. What is your opinion on using a win over 1AA school, like WCU as an example, to qualify for bowl eligibility?

  19. 2007 November 30

    #16 & 17 – Why would he be punished for yelling at his own teammates. Take off the blinders and actually read the police report. He wasn’t doing anything but messing around with some of his teammates. Look, I’m not a fan of the Castilles and I’m glad to see him gone now (along with most of that class), but seriously, that was one of the most blown out of proportion incidents ever.

    AngryEer – I don’t think you’re delusional and I’m glad your team is enjoying some success. However, one question for you – Can you tell me the year that you think college football started? My guess is your answer says sometime around 2003.

    Don’t worry, I’ll man up and take my lumps – Bama sucked for the most part. I say for the most part b/c we sure did kick the shit out of UT this year. However, the nice part about sticking with your team through bad years is that it makes the good years all the better. I can’t wait to post here in 2 years and see the state of everyone’s team.

  20. 2007 November 30

    more saban to lsu stuff?

    http://media.www.lsureveille.com/media/storage/paper868/news/2007/11/30/Sports/Saban.Made.Visit.To.Baton.Rouge.On.Wednesday.1252.P.m-3125816.shtml

  21. 2007 November 30

    who would replace Saban? Jackie Sherrill? and Bammer, please answer comment 18. thnx

  22. 2007 November 30

    Somebody told me that some restaurants in Shreveport serve Nutria. Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em…

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