Ainge enters the Heisman Race
(Pic from Smash South Sports link)
Fulmer hopes that Ainge starts channeling Peyton Manning, not that it will be needed against a very distracted LSU, Wolverine, Cornhusker squad…..
Erik Ainge, the world’s most courageous hero this side of Brady Quinn, who bestrides the Earth as a risen god, will get a chance in the SEC CG to prove that he is the best football player on the planet. He eats Tebows for breakfast then shits out Glenn Dorseys like nobody’s business. The next time that Jacob Hester tries to run it up the gut, Ainge will hit him in his gut, causing the football to explode in Hester’s hands, as well as exploding both of his lungs. When Les Miles absentmindedly tries to draw up a trick play in the artificial turf at the Georgia Dome, Erik will sack him in the process, leaving Miles as a mindless buffoon, one who can only mumble “you won’t see the kicker on this drive” over and over again. Les is a smart guy, but he’s no Norman Einstein. Miles is basically a high-functioning autistic whose Rain Man tic happens to lose track of downs, and is a general ass to anyone he comes in contact with. we don’t put up with it with k-fed, why should we put up with it with him?
LSU hasn’t been all that dangerous for weeks now. They just like to play at being dangerous.
Poseurs.
Later this month, Erik will lead the pride of the Southland Marching Band into the City of Shreveport’s Stadium during the PetroSun Independence Bowl while Bama is playing a Sunbelt Conference team in a prestigious pre-New Years Day Bowl Game, just so he can lay the pain to both mascots. The Bowl will be forced to change the names of their teams following “The Erik Ainge Massacre in Shreveport”. Ainge will draw upon his faith in the cage to win this desperate fight. I wish that I could tell him that he is such a badass, look upon those abs and despair!. He has a silicone cat’s head implanted in his chest so it looks like there’s a cat growing there, ergo Ainge’s DNA can only breed angry cats.
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…Aaaaaand Ainge makes a prompt exit.
indeed. he has had better games
This is one of your best posts… The cat head thing is what did it for me!
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- lawvol: http://Gate21.net – Life, the Universe, & College Football
Glad he’s gone.. He’s given the Dawgs hell.. it was about the only thing he did good at…