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SEC Championship Game Semi-Live Blog

Lloyd Braun is in transit from Knoxville to Atlanta and is providing updates/photos/commentary of Tennessee’s glorious date of destiny . These updates are via his I-Phone:

In my new Mazda 3 I head to Knoxville where I will dine and lodge for the night. We depart for Atlanta in the early morning.

Looking like Euro-Trash Royalty, I am sporting a new Puma track suit

These are some big ass tickets, like a book

As joe jort sits at home crying for his 3rd place Gators, I don my battle gear and head to Atlanta.


I-75 South is moving slow. Vols and truckers making for a bumper to bumper ride. My friend and I are listening to truckers bitch on the CB Radio and debate whether or not the Big Orange will beat Georgia.

arriving on the outskirts of Atlanta

Wall to Wall traffic

We found some UGA fans loitering. Downtowndog? Which one is you?

Nothing but the best Hops and Barley for Vols fans…GBO!!!

Time to eat

Just call me “Snowflake”!!

Traditional pre-victory vittles

Atlanta culture is the bestest!!

Some of God’s chosen people

Coon Ass

Where are the Corndog fans?

Save a horse, ride a cowgirl

Hell Yes!!! Bama Cheats

Possible LSU Tranny . All of their “women” have adams apples. GBO!!

Borrowing a page from UGA? Orange Pants? Miles is lying about leaving LSU

The Pride

Suck it Charley Strong. We stopped Hester on a 4th down

Notice that Tennessee never gets a sideline warning

Tebow and Joiner kiss?

Shameless motherfucker would love to service Dorsey or Les Miles

Somebody call this guy, the only reason we are in this game is because Les Miles is an idiot

why not post this?

Miles Press Conference (Full TEXT)
Les Miles to media:


There was misinformation on ESPN and I think it’s imperative that I straighten things out.

I’m the head coach at LSU.

I will be the head coach at LSU.

I have no interest in talking to anybody else.

I got a Championship game to play and Im excited about the opportunity for my damn good football team to play in it.

That’s really all i have to say.

It was unfortunate that I had to address my team with this information this morning.

But that being done, I think we’ll be ready to play.

There will be no questions for me. I represent me in this issue. Please ask me after.

I’m busy.

Thank you very much and have a great day (sarcastically with that “Les” grin).

Saban: I am coming home, I am catholic and there are more catholics in Baton Rouge

The Gerald Jones Package, all for naught….

And a child shall lead them

Sucks to be you

Touchdown

OSKIE PUTO

Riverboat Gambler on his ass

45 comments on “SEC Championship Game Semi-Live Blog

  1. I walked outside my condo this morning..

    There’s a fucking parade, and it smells like corn dogs..

    Oh, and the VOLS apparently don’t know how to drive..

    Remember to take your flags off your windows. I makes your car easier to break in with them cracked.. This isn’t country roads.

  2. check this LSU Saban link

    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3240362

  3. You were in wall to wall traffic because for some reason, you went up near 400, and decided to stare at some faggots at Peachtree/Lenox..

    Plus the mall traffic..

    And you musta drove by my condo. Those guys were mad, because they have to clean up around the area, and I yelled at them for using the leaf blowers too early this morning!!

    The Chicken ‘n Waffles place is hilarious.. It’s the most ghetto place, yet people LINE UP outside.. No whites allowed usually.

  4. The Hat beats the Fat!

  5. indeed…..

    Do you think he will stay?

  6. Why no pics of the final score? Seriously, great game, though. Thought I was going to have to replace my flat screen after that Perrilloux interception. And Hester in 1st down was getting waaaayyy too predictable.

    Let’s do it again next year.

  7. I was eating about the 3rd quarter on. When Ainge threw the last pick, I was devestated

  8. @5 I get the idea he will, with all that to do on the press conference he called. Thanks to Cock Herbstreit (a Suckeye, wouldn’t you know) for a little extra pregame distraction. I still have to think his heart is in Ann Arbor (James Garner in “Support Your Local Sheriff”: “All right, I’ll take the job, just as long as you understand that I’m really on my way to Australia”), but I think he might just be staying out of spite at this point. He knows that if he wants to be considered among the best, he needs to stay in one of the more competitive conferences (and the Big 10 ain’t one of them). Still, I won’t consider him our coach for sure until the Wolverines have a head coach hired and signed. I’ve also heard that UM doesn’t pay as well as one might expect for such a storied program; maybe we upped the ante substantially.

  9. after what Saban pulled, I don’t believe anything

  10. Penalties: LSU 9-44 UT 0-0

    Didn’t realize that y’all were as well coached as Bama!

  11. @10 that is very Bama-like

  12. Atlanta is closer to UT’s center of gravity

  13. enjoyable to roll out a backup QB, handle the pumpkins, and bring home SEC hardware – all with an imbecile for a coach. who needs intelligence, this is only football. LSU is indeed better than you.

  14. #13 Solid analysis…we suck

  15. #14…yup

  16. Well, I’ve got to hand it to you, you’re here taking it like a man, answering post for post…although you appear to be alone (much like LSU on this site for the past week).

  17. I didn’t play in the game. I was happy my team got there and almost won.

    After the assrapes earlier in the year, I have hope for next year. and afterall, it is just a game, that I love to watch

  18. How bout them Corndogs? lol

  19. And what was with the Orange-out? Y’all trying to go UGA on us?

  20. who the fuck knows. it has been a few years since they did it

  21. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    ut AND eers

  22. Considering White couldnt play with a dislocated thumb and Tebow played with a broken hand, someone on this site might want to reconsider their toughness theory.

  23. oh mayn. eers tears taste like happiness to me

  24. Some of the ugliest people in the country were in the stands in Morgantown with tears in their eyes. When hideous people cry, it’s an awful site.

  25. I have a feeling that our little Mountaineer friend is drinking a fifth of Wild Turkey with a meth chaser right now…

  26. The moistness of Kirk Herbstreit’s vagina at the thought of Tosu playing in the NC is showing on ABC right now.

    I would love to see a team that didn’t even win their division in the SEC destroy the Buckeyes in the BCS Championship.

    Thank you for the failures WVU and Mizzou.

  27. Yeah Herbie’s wetter than Shamu’s splash tank.

    Looks like we might have Ohio St. vs. (insert much better SEC team here) again. I just wonder which team Herbie will pick to win that matchup…

  28. OU has looked pretty good tonight…it would be a good matchup with them and an SEC school.

  29. I’m getting all pumped up thinking about an SEC team destroying Tosu.

    I can’t wait to hear about the Fuckeyes complain about “shameless SEC homers” like myself.

  30. OU has looked a lot better than the Buckeyes this year. I would love to see OU and LSU in the title game, but that won’t happen…

  31. Hey Taco Bell, I think Thomas and myself got a little bit too excited about the ‘Eers losing tonight…

    http://ymswwc.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/this-is-west-virginia-football-or-17-reasons-on-why-to-not-become-a-west-virginia-fan/

    http://ymswwc.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/thank-god-for-pitt/

  32. Anyone hear from AngryEer? Crickets….crickets….

    Someone should go by his house and make sure he’s OK…

  33. TN guys. y’all have been gracious in losing. it was a pretty hard fought game–every other play, it seemed as though someone was slow to get up. with that said, i am kinda hapy Miles said what he said when he said it. Looks like the Big Blue Media jumped the gun and assumed too much (we know what happens when we Assume too much, don’t we, AngryEer??)

    With Mizzou’s predictible blow out and a Big lEast team beating another Big lEast team, we shall see who gets what.

    we live in interesting times.

  34. Hats off to LSU. Hated to see UT lose, but at least we were in the show. Good luck!

    Sorry about your Eers… Bum loss.
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    - lawvol: http://Gate21.net – Life, the Universe, & College Football

  35. It’s ok, BRING ON LSU!!! Can’t wait to make up for our shitty play last year by beating LSU’S ass in their own damn state. Come on Corndogs, we’re ready. Oh, keep this in mind before you start to talk shit about 0-8 in the bowls, LSU, you’ve never beat the Buckeyes, you are 0-1-1 with us, and about to go 0-2-1. It’s ok, we will take care of you, or whoever else you want to bring on. I was a little worried if we would have gotten WVU, bc the spread would have been trouble. Now, anyone else, you will be killed!
    GO BUCKEYES!!!

  36. As much as I hate UT, hats off to a strong performance. You did the East proud.

  37. Tosu may get to have their asses beat by an UGA team that wasn’t even good enough to win the East division out-right.

    SEC East’s 2nd best team > Big Ten Champ. It will be glorious.

  38. fuck all of you

  39. I’m with TBST..

    How awesome would that be to bash the B10, about their “powerhouse dirk digglers” being put out on the moneyshot from a 2nd best SEC team.

    Love it… Eitheir way it goes.. OSU will lose to a SEC team.

    Herby last night was a raving about how happy he was.. it was definately one the of most obvious fluffings on air I’ve seen… You know.. not on pay channels.

  40. Oh yeah, and get the fuck out of ATL.

    You dipshits have absolutely no idea how to drive, or park.

    If you need directions to the tow yard, e-mail me Monday morning.. Asses..

  41. All the talking heads seem to think we’re going to be it…whether we deserve it or not, and a lot of times we didn’t. I would be OK with us, OU, or UGA in the No. 2 spot, because the outcome in the CG is going to be the same as last year. OU looked particularly good last night.

  42. artiger,

    I’m with you on that.. At this point, I feel like whichever happens, there was no clear cut dominate team this year. No one really out-played anyone in the top tier.. It’s really just coming down to something of the likes of voting for prom queen..

    Whoever looked good at the end, and whoever was popular enough to stay on voters minds.

  43. I wa ny an SEC team. I plan on a huge tOSU Failboat hate campaign

  44. AP has LSU @ 2.. Which I can definately see happening.

    We’ll see what happens..

    I don’t understand the stroking of teams going on… If VT won their championship, and beat a higher ranked team, by 14… And LSU won their championship, beating a lower ranked team by 7… How does LSU, jumped up that many spots, over VT, and even UGA? Sure, LSu spanked VT.. But if we’re looking at it for what it is now, what does that matter? 41 points is alot, but LSU lost to an unranked team at home, too.. right?

    That doesn’t seem like a sound vote.. And why is OU getting stroked so hard, and jumped so high? It’s the same logic LSU is getting. Sure, they beat #1, but who’d they play?

    Also, OSU.. they haven’t played in a while.. They were idle.. They’ve beaten one top 25 team(UW#18), and without playing, they jump the charts like that to #1?

    Doesn’t make sense that they go up, without having to play, yet UGA and Kansas, while not playing for their conference champ, get penalized.. Kansas, hasn’t played anyone, or beaten a team that has gotten a friggin’ vote.. Hawaii, has the same problem, only they never got to be in the “mix” this season.

    We need a playoff, and maybe after enough shitty bowls this year, they’ll try and find something new… For such an exciting season this has been, it’s a lackluster finish to the bowls.. Every team has their argument, it’s just a matter of who screams the loudest now.

  45. Indeed, this BCS shit is stupid

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